saone: (;P)
Title: Eve With a Lid On
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: AU. Six conversations with baked goods. A companion piece to Blue Plate Special.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Mentions of violence towards Clint resulting in permanent damage to his hearing.
Word Count: 11972
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Part of the Lunch Counter Love Story series.

Ao3

Part 1

He has a sudden flash of a future spent curled up on Clint's monstrosity of a couch - purple velvet, yikes - watching Dog Cops and running his fingers through Clint's hair. )
saone: (;P)
Title: Eve With a Lid On (1/2)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: AU. Six conversations with baked goods. A companion piece to Blue Plate Special.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Mentions of past violence towards Clint resulting in permanent damage to his hearing.
Word Count: 11972
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Part of the Lunch Counter Love Story series.

Ao3

Can I get you anything else? )
saone: (;P)
Title: What Are Friends For?
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: pre Clint/Coulson
Fandom: pre-Avenger!movie 'verse with Marvel 616 Battle Scars
Summary: Phil and Fury have a history, and Phil is definitely not above using said history to get what he wants.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings:Not betad, grammarians beware. Contains lots of salty language, mentions of nefarious deeds, and a tiny bit of Hawkeye-related objectification.
Word Count: 1384
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.

AO3


Phil is a man on a mission  )
saone: (huntress)
The only good thing to come out of this epidemic is hearing other people bitch and moan about being sick for weeks and knowing that I'm not alone in my misery.
saone: (;P)
Title: Blue Plate Special
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson, Natasha/Bucky, Steve/Tony
Summary: AU. Take one ex-circus performer, one homicide detective, a dash of meddling cohorts, a heavy helping of pie recipes, mix well, and bake until somebody gets a date.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Vague mentions of violence towards Clint resulting in permanent damage to his hearing, possible abuse in Clint and Natasha's past, and a homicide case.
Word Count: 5,963
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] uofmdragon as part of [livejournal.com profile] cc_exchange. Super duper thanks to [livejournal.com profile] jesseofthenorth for the last minute beta! This has been tweaked a bit from the original.
AO3 Link


Order up! )
saone: (;P)
Title: Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: Clint and Natasha are two of the best bootleggers in the business. So why's their boss trying to bump them off?
Characters: Clint, Natasha, Phil with mentions of Fury, Thor, Loki, and Odin
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Talk of violence/torture
Word Count: 1960
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Written for the Christmas Exchange at [livejournal.com profile] clint_hawkeye. This was written for [livejournal.com profile] psyko_kittie who wanted Clint and Natasha as bootleggers during Prohibition. Great big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] jesseofthenorth for the beta!



If we had known you were gonna come and visit, Nat woulda made tea. )
saone: (peeg is not impressed)
Christmas is in 20 days.

I should have everything done that I want to get done by sometime in February.

Go me.
saone: (huntress)
So, I got my dates mixed up for one of the holiday exchanges I'm doing and instead of being due next week, the fic's due tomorrow! Ack!!!

It's an AU, and it's finished at just under 6000 words, but I'd really, really appreciate it if someone could take a look.

Actually, I've got another Avengers AU that needs to be betad too, but the second one doesn't have that lovely timecrunch goodness that this one does.

Help?

\o/

Nov. 6th, 2012 11:24 pm
saone: (Obama is love)
Holy crap. I need a drink.

Ow

Nov. 2nd, 2012 11:02 pm
saone: (peeg is not impressed)
Stupidly hard Labrador head = 1

My nose = 0

crunch

Luckily, it was just cartilage and not bone.

Still...

Next time, the damn cat is on its own.
saone: (;P)
Title: On a Dark, Desert Highway (1/1)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Fandom: Avengers 2012
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: Clint's pretty sure he's seen this movie.
Rating: R
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Off screen and on screen violence (involving but not directed at Phil & Clint). Domestic violence. Death of an OC. Talk of more violence and serial killers.
Word Count: 3914
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: I may have overdosed on scary movies recently.


Does that not look like a place where horrific murders happen on a daily basis? Haven't you ever seen Psycho?! )

Thank you!

Nov. 1st, 2012 06:09 pm
saone: (boo blink)
<3 to [livejournal.com profile] jesseofthenorth and [livejournal.com profile] tidal_race for the jack-o-lantern cookies! Cuteness!!
saone: (;P)
So... Jeremy Renner's hosting SNL on November 17th with Maroon 5 as musical guest.

Now, let's all hope it's an 'on' week for the writers, and they make Jeremy sing something.
saone: (Default)
My part of VA really lucked out in regards to rainfall. We're still being told to expect to lose power some time tonight, though, thanks to high winds. Hope everybody up north is staying safe.
saone: (Lindsey pushes the wrong button)
So, I now have a Tumblr now.

http://saone77.tumblr.com/

I'm not quite sure what to do with it.

But it's there.
saone: (super!pet love)
The cat that all the other animals are scared of (rightly so, imo) is snuggling with the stuffed puppy I got for the dogs to play with.

It is quite possibly the most adorable thing I've ever seen.
saone: (;P)
Title: All Aquiver (1/1)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Fandoms: Avengers movie 'verse, Arrow
Pairing: Gen, though if I write sequels to this, they'll probably turn out Clint/Phil
Summary: Clint doesn't want a sidekick. Phil doesn't care.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Spoilers: Basic plot points for the first couple eps of Arrow
Word Count: 1339
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: So, I apparently have a thing for archers now? I blame Orlando Bloom for obviously starting me on this dark path.



Let's just say, you're not the first boy that Phil here has chained to a table and presented with an offer he shouldn't refuse. )
saone: (Default)
Things that do not suck at the moment:

Egg-free chocolate chip cookie dough

My new Hawkeye action figure

The bathroom ceiling not falling on anyone's head when it decided it needed to commune with the bathroom floor. Which also needs to be replaced.

It's the little things you have to stop and appreciate, you know? :/
saone: (Walsh is making a frowny face)
If I don't watch last night's Doctor Who that means that everything in the episode will never happen, right?

RIGHT?!?!

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