saone: (Clint & Phil)
Title: Something Different
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Fandom: MCU, AoS
Pairing: Clint/Phil
Summary: Phil's starting to have suspicions. Clint's still just glad he's back.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: AoS ep 3: The Asset
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Warnings: Includes arguing, emotional manipulation, partner... I'm not sure if 'betrayal' is the right word. Maybe. Kind of. There are definitely secrets being kept. But for the right reasons. Kind of. Maybe.
Word Count: 2218
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: I just wanted to play around with the concept of Clint knowing more about Phil's situation than Phil does, and then this happened.

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You know, sometimes I really hate that we're the kind of people who can never say 'who died' sarcastically. )
saone: (Clint & Phil)
Title: Taking the Call
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Fandom: MCU, Agents of SHIELD
Spoilers: Second ep of Agents of SHIELD
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: Phil takes a phone call at the end of his team's second adventure.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1051
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: One of these days I'm going to write fic that has Phil and Clint in the same room again, I swear.

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The last time Phil had almost died since taking this gig - a whole, whopping few days ago, and doesn't that not bode well for the future...  )
saone: (Clint & Phil)
Title: Not Lost, Just Misplaced
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Fandom: MCU, Agents of SHIELD
Spoilers: Episode 1 of Agents of SHIELD
Summary: What if Phil isn't just looking for any hero. What if he's looking for one specific hero..
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1046
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This is just another possible take on what happened to Clint after the events of The Avengers. The ending is not exactly happy, but it's at least hopeful.

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He deserves to know he was lied to. He deserves the truth. )
saone: (;P)
Title: Things Said in the Aftermath
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Fandom: MCU, AoS
Summary: Phil may have returned to work early, but he's still limber enough to put his foot into his mouth.
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Spoilers: Pilot ep of Agents of SHIELD
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 2099
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.



I'll be home in a few hours. Please don't booby trap the door. )
saone: (avengers - coulson)
Happy Sunday, here are six mini fics/ficlets from the Lunch Counter Love Story 'verse! All are hosted on AO3, but none are locked. The main paring of the 'verse is still Clint/Phil, but they're not mentioned in every installment. This is just basically where I post little snippets of life in and around Hawkeye's.


Title: Sweep the Kitchen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. A collection of snippets and mini fics from A Lunch Counter Love Story 'verse.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.

Edge - Clint/Phil
Bleh - Carol/Jessica
Breakfast With the Billionaire - Steve/Tony
Downtime - Darcy, Jane, Gwen, Peter, Luke, and Danny
Work Related - Phil & Maria
Wake Up Call - Clint/Phil & Nat
saone: (;P)
Title: No Assembly Required
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: Clint's done a lot of weird things in his life, but looking down at a tiny, plastic version of himself might just be the weirdest.
Word Count: 1139
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: One of my favorite parts of the Agents of SHIELD trailer, besides the obvious - COULSON - of course, is the scene about 17 seconds in with the Avengers action figures. So many fanboy!Phil bunnies, so little time...

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Is this a doppelganger from a mirror universe situation, or is it your average cloning experiment gone awry? )
saone: (;P)
Title: Eve With a Lid On
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: AU. Six conversations with baked goods. A companion piece to Blue Plate Special.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Mentions of violence towards Clint resulting in permanent damage to his hearing.
Word Count: 11972
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Part of the Lunch Counter Love Story series.

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Part 1

He has a sudden flash of a future spent curled up on Clint's monstrosity of a couch - purple velvet, yikes - watching Dog Cops and running his fingers through Clint's hair. )
saone: (;P)
Title: Eve With a Lid On (1/2)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: AU. Six conversations with baked goods. A companion piece to Blue Plate Special.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Mentions of past violence towards Clint resulting in permanent damage to his hearing.
Word Count: 11972
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Part of the Lunch Counter Love Story series.

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Can I get you anything else? )
saone: (;P)
Title: Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: Clint and Natasha are two of the best bootleggers in the business. So why's their boss trying to bump them off?
Characters: Clint, Natasha, Phil with mentions of Fury, Thor, Loki, and Odin
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Talk of violence/torture
Word Count: 1960
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Written for the Christmas Exchange at [livejournal.com profile] clint_hawkeye. This was written for [livejournal.com profile] psyko_kittie who wanted Clint and Natasha as bootleggers during Prohibition. Great big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] jesseofthenorth for the beta!



If we had known you were gonna come and visit, Nat woulda made tea. )
saone: (;P)
Title: On a Dark, Desert Highway (1/1)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Fandom: Avengers 2012
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: Clint's pretty sure he's seen this movie.
Rating: R
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Off screen and on screen violence (involving but not directed at Phil & Clint). Domestic violence. Death of an OC. Talk of more violence and serial killers.
Word Count: 3914
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: I may have overdosed on scary movies recently.


Does that not look like a place where horrific murders happen on a daily basis? Haven't you ever seen Psycho?! )
saone: (;P)
Title: All Aquiver (1/1)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Fandoms: Avengers movie 'verse, Arrow
Pairing: Gen, though if I write sequels to this, they'll probably turn out Clint/Phil
Summary: Clint doesn't want a sidekick. Phil doesn't care.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Spoilers: Basic plot points for the first couple eps of Arrow
Word Count: 1339
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: So, I apparently have a thing for archers now? I blame Orlando Bloom for obviously starting me on this dark path.



Let's just say, you're not the first boy that Phil here has chained to a table and presented with an offer he shouldn't refuse. )
saone: (avengers - coulson)
Title: The Not So New Adventures of the Old Phil Coulson - Part 2
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: Clint/Richard (Coulson)
Fandoms: The Avengers (movie 'verse) & The New Adventures of Old Christine
Summary: Can true love stand up to the test of an insane extended family?
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Major plot points for the movie
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Some mentions of homophobia.
Word Count: 2298
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: So, I watched more TNAoOC and I just couldn't help myself, I had to revisit Clint and Richard. This installment is pretty much angst-free, but it's very heavy on the crack.

Part 1


Richard can't help but feel a little proud that Clint wants his protection - or to use him as a human shield, whatever. )
saone: (zombie JLA)
Title: Just Another Day in the Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland (1/1)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: background Clint/Coulson
Summary: Clint should always carry a grappling arrow. Just in case.
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Zombie-related gore and death. No main characters were harmed in the making of this fic.
Word Count: 3834
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Yes, this is a zombie fic, everybody. Leave reality and logic at the door, thank you.
So, 28 Weeks Later had been sitting on my DVR since the beginning of July and I finally got around to watching it. I remember trying to watch it when if first came out on DVD - because, zombies \o/ - but stopping for some reason, and it only took me about half an hour before I realized why I couldn't get through the whole thing the first go around. Now, I understand why characters in horror movies have to have a certain level of stupidity - or else no one would go into the creepy basement - but come on. Ugh. Anyway, I kept watching this time because of my new obsession appreciation of Renner, and then that scene happened, and come ON! Really?! Stupid movie. And then I had to write this fic.



Hold my position. Sure. Why not? )
saone: (avengers - hawkeye)
Title: A Runaway American Dream 5/?
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: pre Clint/Steve
Summary: Steve gets uninvited company on his great American roadtrip. But with Clint running from demons of his own, how can Steve leave him behind?
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Major plot points for the movie
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Talk of death, loss, and hints of depression.
Word Count: 3453
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4


I hate to use the phrase 'man up', mostly because I'm pretty sure Nat will magically know about it and kick my ass next time she sees me, but c'mon! )
saone: (avengers - coulson)
Title: The Not So New Adventures of the Old Phil Coulson
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: pre Clint/Richard (Coulson)
Fandoms: The Avengers (movie 'verse) & The New Adventures of Old Christine
Summary: After surviving Loki's attack, Phil Coulson is burned retired and Richard Campbell is forced to return full time to his old life and his ex-wife. If only there was some archery-loving Avenger around to rescue him.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Major plot points for the movie
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1825
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: I didn't know I needed this crossover, but I think my life is a little richer for it.
Written for this prompt at [livejournal.com profile] avengerkink, this fic is a strange combination of crack and angst. Crangst? Also, it's best to not try and make this fit with any timelines.


Fury lies. A lot. )
saone: (;P)
Title: A Runaway American Dream 4/?
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: pre Clint/Steve
Summary: Steve gets uninvited company on his great American roadtrip. But with Clint running from demons of his own, how can Steve leave him behind?
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Major plot points for the movie
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 2262
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

The last thing Clint needs in his life right now is to find out that Captain America has inappropriate feelings for him. )
saone: (;P)
Title: Out of the Blue
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Fandom: pre-Avenger!movie 'verse with a tiny bit of Marvel 616 Battle Scars thrown in.
Summary: Clint takes his clothes off, Coulson has an epiphany, and Natasha makes some inspired shopping purchases.
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 5337
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This was written for a prompt on [livejournal.com profile] avengerkink. I started it weeks ago, and I kept thinking about scrapping it, but I just couldn't get 'cluelesslypornographic!Clint' out of my head. Finally, finally everything seemed to come together. With sex, even! \o/


It's kind of impressive how quickly he can get undressed )
saone: (avengers - hawkeye)
Title: A Runaway American Dream 3/?
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: pre Clint/Steve
Summary: Steve gets uninvited company on his great American roadtrip. But with Clint running from demons of his own, how can Steve leave him behind?
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Major for the movie
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. This chapter deals with the emotional fallout of plot points and the fate of a certain character in The Avengers. There are issues, including possible PTSD, and survivor's guilt.
Word Count: 3729
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.

Part 1 Part 2


You do know I make my living putting various projectiles between people's eyeballs, don't you? )
saone: (avengers - hawkeye)
Title: A Runaway American Dream 2/?
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: pre Clint/Steve
Summary: Steve gets uninvited company on his great American roadtrip. But with Clint running from demons of his own, how can Steve leave him behind?
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Major plot points for the movie
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 2375
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: The make and model of Clint's car is taken from what he appears to be driving in the second issue of Fury's Big Week. More information about the cyclorama can be found here.

Part 1

Steve's pretty sure that If there's one thing Clint Barton doesn't need, it's encouragement. )

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