saone: (kate hearts hawkeye)
Title: On the Level
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Fandom: Avengers Prohibition Era AU
Summary: After he and Clint made their intentions clear, Phil figured that he'd get a late night visitor. That didn't make waking up with a knife to his throat any less disconcerting, though.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1408
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Part of the Bee's Knee's series, a 1920's AU where Clint and Nat are bootleggers for crime boss Nick Fury and his right-hand-man, Phil.


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When Phil is rudely pulled out of what had been a very nice dream, he doesn't know what he finds more disconcerting: the sharp press of a stiletto against his neck, or that the deadly, vivacious bootlegger currently straddling his hips isn't the one he was just unconsciously cavorting with. )</lj-cut
saone: (kate hearts hawkeye)
Title: The Proposal
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Fandom: MCU, Avengers (2012), Agents of SHIELD
Summary: All Phil wants to do is propose to Clint in the most amazing, romantic way possible. How hard can that be, right?
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: General for Agents of SHIELD
Word Count: 3680
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This was written for [livejournal.com profile] caityjay for the C/C Holiday Fic Exchange. Big thanks to Tidalrace for the beta!

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So, I'm thinking of asking Clint to marry me. )
saone: (hawkeye christmas)
Title: Second Time's the Charm
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: pre-Clint/Coulson
Fandom: MCU, Agents of SHIELD
Spoilers: General for Agents of SHIELD
Summary: Phil decides it's high time he tries to make the best out of his second chance at life, but he probably should have remembered that nothing's ever easy when it comes to Clint Barton.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Warnings for talk of involuntary commitment, disregard for personal safety due to an anticipated demise, SHIELD mindfuckery, objectification... I really swear, the warnings are MUCH worse than what's actually in the fic.
Word Count: 9395
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This was just supposed to be a little something to get a particular scene out of my head, and it kept growing, and growing, and growing... Melinda might seem a bit ooc, but I love the idea of her and Phil having an almost sibling like relationship (almost as much as I like the idea of Phil and Nick having that kind of relationship) complete with inappropriateness and teasing..

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Nick Fury doesn't authorize my love life, Clint. )
saone: (gipsy danger)
Title: Father Knows Best
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Fandom: Pacific Rim
Pairing: slight Stacker/Herc, pre Mako/Raleigh
Summary: Stacker just wants to do what's right for the program, that's all.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1493
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This was originally supposed to be a pure Stacker/Herc kind of thing, but then, all of a sudden, there was angst, and Stacker being overprotective for 'reasons', and Herc trying to take the piss out of him, and there you go... My headcanon says these two have been in an on-again/off-again relationship for decades, and maybe next time I'll actually let them have some fun.

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Read more... )
saone: (;P)
Title: Did You Hear the One About...
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: Clint/Phil
Summary: It's not that Ward didn't get the joke; it's that Phil tried to tell it in the first place.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Slight for Agents of SHIELD
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1518
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes:This came to me after I saw the extended clip of Coulson and Agent Ward that's been going around. I swear, this was just supposed to be something light and fluffy...



Did you just call Captain America a dickmunch?! )
saone: (;P)
Title: No Assembly Required
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: Clint's done a lot of weird things in his life, but looking down at a tiny, plastic version of himself might just be the weirdest.
Word Count: 1139
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: One of my favorite parts of the Agents of SHIELD trailer, besides the obvious - COULSON - of course, is the scene about 17 seconds in with the Avengers action figures. So many fanboy!Phil bunnies, so little time...

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Is this a doppelganger from a mirror universe situation, or is it your average cloning experiment gone awry? )
saone: (avengers - coulson)
Title: Sweep the Kitchen - Nightmares
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: AU. A collection of snippets and mini fics from A Lunch Counter Love Story 'verse.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. This chapter deals with past traumas associated with Clint's attack and Phil's job.
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.


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Part 1 - The Pen is Mightier Than (Jane/Thor)


Arguing with you is going to be an experience, isn't it? )
saone: (Hawkeye likes coffee)
Title: Sweep the Kitchen - The Pen is Mightier Than
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Pairing: Jane/Thor
Summary: AU. A collection of snippets and mini fics from A Lunch Counter Love Story 'verse.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.


A03


For the love of God, does anyone have a pencil?! )
saone: (Jsquared)
Title: Anything but Common
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. Misery doesn't always love company, but Jared always loves Jensen, even if he is kind of gross at the moment.
Characters: J2, and some Losers.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Mentions of icky, sicky bodily functions.
Word Count: 2084
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: So, every series needs schmoopy, h/c sick!fic, right?

Jared loves Jensen with the heat of a thousand suns, and the passion of a thousand poets, and the... something else of a lot of something elses... )
saone: (psycho jensen is hot)
Title: Volatile
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. When the team gets attacked, Jensen goes on the offensive, but he might just be surprised by what he finds.
Characters: J2, some Losers, and a few other folks.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 4188
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.



Jensen's going hunting in the morning. )
saone: (J2)
Title: In the Beginning
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [profile] saone77
Summary: AU. All love stories have to start somewhere.
Characters: J2 and a cast of thousands... or dozens
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 4232
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: A little over a year ago I responded to this prompt over on [community profile] spnkink_meme. Somehow, that first little fic blossomed into this whole universe thing with so many characters to play with, and so many stories to tell, I can't help but think I've just scratched the surface. Anyway, this particular story is one that's been asked about a lot, so here it is, finally. This is dedicated to everyone who's hopped on-board this crazy train in the past year. Thanks so much, and there's more to come.



Individually, Jared and the other people in this room were some of the baddest asses on the planet. Like Bond-villain-type mofos. )
saone: (J2)
Title: Move This
Author: [profile] saone77
Summary: Jensen really loves being a stripper, but there are pitfalls that come with the job - like the big, gorgeous bouncer who only seems to pay attention to Jensen when he's writhing around on stage, or the creepy regulars who can't seem to understand that dancer doesn't equal hooker. Still, it's pretty sweet, until one night when Jensen has a run in with a couple of "fans" in the club's parking lot. Luckily, Jensen has a few skills up his sleeve, and that bouncer might be paying closer attention than he thought.
Characters: J2 and various other CW people
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Potential (but not really) non-con
Word Count: 7026
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Written for [community profile] blindfold_spn using this prompt. Now with about 4,000 more words of schmoop and porn.


Jensen grits his teeth and thinks about how breaking fingers would be bad for business.  )
saone: (grrr baby)
Title: Move This
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: Jensen really loves being a stripper, but there are pitfalls that come with the job - like the big, gorgeous bouncer who only seems to pay attention to Jensen when he's writhing around on stage, or the creepy regulars who can't seem to understand that dancer doesn't equal hooker. Still, it's pretty sweet, until one night when Jensen has a run in with a couple of "fans" in the club's parking lot. Luckily, Jensen has a few skills up his sleeve, and that bouncer might be paying closer attention than he thought.
Characters: J2 and various other CW people
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Potential (but not really) non-con
Word Count: 7026
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] blindfold_spn using this prompt. Now with about 4,000 more words of schmoop and porn.


Jensen grits his teeth and thinks about how breaking fingers would be bad for business.  )
saone: (psycho jensen is hot)
Title: In the Beginning
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. All love stories have to start somewhere.
Characters: J2 and a cast of thousands... or dozens
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 4232
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: A little over a year ago I responded to this prompt over on [livejournal.com profile] spnkink_meme. Somehow, that first little fic blossomed into this whole universe thing with so many characters to play with, and so many stories to tell, I can't help but think I've just scratched the surface. Anyway, this particular story is one that's been asked about a lot, so here it is, finally. This is dedicated to everyone who's hopped on-board this crazy train in the past year. Thanks so much, and there's more to come.



Individually, Jared and the other people in this room were some of the baddest asses on the planet. Like Bond-villain-type mofos. )
saone: (psycho jensen is hot)
Title: Repercussions
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. You really shouldn't fuck with Jensen's boyfriend.
Characters: J2, and some Losers, and a Chad.
Rating: R
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Violence, death of unnamed goons, references to Jensen's 'work', though nothing onscreen.
Word Count: 2609
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This is quite a bit darker than previous installments, but the last part was rather shmoopy, so maybe I'm just evening things out. ;)



Jared's still stuck to the chair so all he can do is kind of wriggle with glee as he watches his badass boyfriend )
saone: (psycho jensen is hot)
Title: Vengeance (Is a Dish Best Served by Someone's Mother)
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. Jensen has a rotten day, Jared tries to help, and everyone else makes bets on the effectiveness of Misha's ability to make nefarious plans.
Characters: J2, some Losers, and a Chad
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1927
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: I've got about three Killer Romance fics in various stages of completion - yes, including the much asked about origin story which I hope to get finished in time for the first anniversary of the original fic - but this kind of snuck up on me and wouldn't let me go until I had finished it.


Misha was just as nutty as the rest of them, but because he had to keep it bottled up while walking the straight and narrow line of law enforcement, his psychosis had fermented in new and interesting ways.  )
saone: (Jensen has a crossbow)
Title: Excelsior!
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: When in Rome, do as the Romans. When on an undesignated planet in the multi-verse, well...
Pairing: Jensen/Cougar
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 7,394
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: I started this back in November, and it was what I originally came up with for the superhero AU prompt at [livejournal.com profile] losers_minibang. Since this fic ended up having nothing to do with the actual prompt, I shelved it and have been working on it bit by bit over the past few months. So, if the codenames are somewhat familiar, it's because I reused them. Codenames are hard.


And you guys got all bitchy when I said I wanted to go to Area 51. Who's sad and delusional now, huh? )
saone: (Jsquared)
Title: Creature Feature (2/2)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: Something hungry is lurking in Lake Winchester.
Rating: R
Warnings: Minor character death (somebody has to be monster-bait), descriptions of gore, wonky science.
Word Count: 20,204
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Beta: Thanks go to [livejournal.com profile] wirrrn for the look-through - and not frothing too badly at the Hollywood-izing of the 'monster' - and [livejournal.com profile] aythia for assuring me that this wasn't a huge, incomprehensible mess. ;) All mistakes are mine.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] spn_cinema, this fic is based on one of my favorite comfort movies of all time - Lake Placid. It's a modern version of a fifties style Creature Feature, and worth a viewing by anyone who likes monster movies, humor with their horror, or Betty White being fabulous.


Part 1
Part 2


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We're going to need a bigger boat. )
saone: (Jsquared)
Title: Creature Feature (1/2)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: Something hungry is lurking in Lake Winchester.
Rating: R
Warnings: Minor character death (somebody has to be monster-bait), descriptions of gore, wonky science.
Word Count: 20,204
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Beta: Thanks go to [livejournal.com profile] wirrrn for the look-through - and not frothing too badly at the Hollywood-izing of the 'monster' - and [livejournal.com profile] aythia for assuring me that this wasn't a huge, incomprehensible mess. ;) All mistakes are mine.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] spn_cinema, this fic is based on one of my favorite comfort movies of all time - Lake Placid. It's a modern version of a fifties style Creature Feature, and worth a viewing by anyone who likes monster movies, humor with their horror, or Betty White being fabulous.

Part 1
Part 2

Dreamwidth
Ao3


This was no boating accident... )
saone: (Jensen has a crossbow)
Title: Look, up in the sky!
Word Count: 5645
Characters: Jensen, Cougar, Clay, Roque, Pooch, (unseen Jolene, Max, and Aisha)
Fandom: The Losers - move and comic 'verse fusion AU
Summary: The premier heroes of Vertigo City have just been framed. Who could possibly be behind this dastardly deception, and what will the fantastic fivesome do now?
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Extreme misuse/abuse of reality, especially where computers and technology are concerned. Suspension of disbelief is a must for this fic.
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Prompt: SUPER HERO AU. They practically have powers already. I`m not that picky, but I’d like to see them have secret identities. I can only imagine how ridiculous Jensen`s costume/name would be. And of course, they all have boring jobs by day. :) And Max as the super-villain, of course. (Maybe he frames them for the kids, so everyone hates them and they can’t fly through the city and save the day like they normally would, so they work on the down low but eventually they expose Max/clear themselves.) *deep breath*
Prompter: [livejournal.com profile] oh_la_fraise
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] maryjo24
Notes: Written for a Superhero AU prompt at [livejournal.com profile] losers_minibang. So, I was half way through the first draft when I realized that I had completely gone off-script - in a DC comics/move 'verse crossover kind of way - and what I had written had almost nothing to do with the original prompt. Whoops. Cue me angsting over this for a few months before I finally got inspired again, and this is what happened. :)




You're legal, right, 'cause we don't go in for that teen sidekick bullshit. )

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