saone: (Jensen has a crossbow)
Title: The Security Team is Not a Lending Library
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't a sniper watching you from the shadows.
Characters: J2 and a couple of Losers
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1639
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Yes, the new characters in this fic are exactly who you think they are. More crossover/fusion-type stuff FTW!



Is an inanimate object telling you to kill everyone in the house? Because, if so, I think we might need to break out the restraints. And not the fun restraints, the real restraints. )
saone: (hi brain!)
Title: In Search Of... Little Green Men
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. Set sometime before the Great Cameraman Hunt. Jared wants to find a pot of gold; Jensen wants to make sure they don't end up drowning in cereal. A death omen seems like a good compromise.
Pairing: pre-J2 with a pining-ish Jensen and oblivious Jared
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 896
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Like I wasn't going to turn this into a series. ;P




Just think, we could do an entire shoot without worrying about getting bitten by snakes, or spiders, or leeches. I know how much you hate leeches. )
saone: (sound effects)
Title: In Search Of... Fresh Meat
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. Jensen doesn't think finding a new cameraman should be harder than finding a cryptid, but Jared's never been one for going the traditional route.
Pairing: pre-J2 with a pining-ish Jensen and oblivious Jared
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1372
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: I've always wanted some J2AU monster hunter fic, and five chapters into Josh Gate's Destination Truth: Memoirs of a Monster Hunter (based on one of my favorite television shows ever), I put down the book to write this. There will probably be more, at some point.


Remember that time you thought you were reaching for a vine but nearly grabbed a handful of pit viper instead? )
saone: (psycho jensen is hot)
Title: Of Human Bonding
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. When Jared sees Zoe-shaped cracks in his team's foundation, he decides to call in outside help.
Characters: J2, some Losers, two former camp owners (virtual cookies to anyone who recognizes them), and a nerd in a pear tree.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 5954
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: It seems like I have been working on this installment forever. This was one of those fics where I knew what I wanted to get across, but actually putting the right words in the right order turned out to be a massive task. However, everything seems to have worked out in the end - hopefully - and now I will attempt to rejoin the world of the living.



Whatever. Do what you want. Just don't be surprised when everything ends in screams and tears, and Gabe has to come over to get suspicious red stains out of the carpet. )
saone: (santa helena)
Title: Where the Love Light Gleams
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. Jensen knows he's slightly (or mostly) Grinch-ish. When his family members make other plans for Christmas, he's more than okay with a peaceful and relaxing holiday alone. However, Jared - neighbor, BFF, and object of Jensen's unrequited affections for two years running - thinks that's a horrible idea, and he becomes tenaciously committed to making sure Jensen's in good company on Christmas. Luckily for Jensen, Jared's motive is less than altruistic.
Characters: J2 and various CW/Leverage folks.
Rating: PG
Warnings: An ending sappier than a Christmas tree
Word Count: 5216
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] unplugged32 for the [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_xmas exchange. I tried to combine parts from a couple different prompts, sprinkled in some angst, and then topped it off with a big helping of happy ending. Hope you like it. :D Big thanks go to [livejournal.com profile] dracodion, [livejournal.com profile] wirrrn, and [livejournal.com profile] cappy712 for the look throughs and betaing.





Dude, this scenario is what crappy Hallmark movies are made of. He'll take you home; through family, and mistletoe, and shit you'll discover the true meaning of the season; your heart will grow three sizes, and then you'll fall in love. Problem solved. Case closed. Big, gay wedding shortly to follow. )
saone: (Jsquared)
Title: Anything but Common
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. Misery doesn't always love company, but Jared always loves Jensen, even if he is kind of gross at the moment.
Characters: J2, and some Losers.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Mentions of icky, sicky bodily functions.
Word Count: 2084
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: So, every series needs schmoopy, h/c sick!fic, right?

Jared loves Jensen with the heat of a thousand suns, and the passion of a thousand poets, and the... something else of a lot of something elses... )
saone: (boo blink)
Happy Halloween everybody! :D


In honour of All Hallow's Eve, I'm inviting trick-or-treaters to my 'door.' Comment "trick-or-treat" to this post and...well, you know the drill. Treats can be anything that strikes my fancy (pics of fave actors or pairings, one sentence fics, graphics, a few words why I'm glad to have you on my flist, etc. etc.). The more "houses" to visit the more fun it'll be, so go ahead, open your journal and help spread the fun!


I've been thinking of doing a comment meme for a while now, and what better night than my favorite holiday?

So, comment and let me know what you'd like to see whether it's a pairing, a prompt, or a timestamp for an existing fic. Now, keep in mind that I might not get to everything until Christmas, but I promise to give everyone at least a little something. :D





Dork Reign: Candy and Comics (J2) for [livejournal.com profile] oleanderbat

Move This: The Perks and Pitfalls (J2) for [livejournal.com profile] ladygreytowers

Captain America: Not the Time (Steve/Bucky) for [livejournal.com profile] wirrrn

Killer Romance: Hunting (J2) for [livejournal.com profile] gypsy_atavari

Supernatural/Torchwood: Herding Cats (Jack/Ianto) for [livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins

A Divine Affair: The Meeting (J2) for [livejournal.com profile] aythia

Dork Reign: Prelude to a Double Date (J2, Aldis/Beth) for [livejournal.com profile] xcziel

The Avengers: Why You Should Never Ask Tony to Pick Out Your Costume for [livejournal.com profile] gemini8
saone: (psycho jensen is hot)
Title: Volatile
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. When the team gets attacked, Jensen goes on the offensive, but he might just be surprised by what he finds.
Characters: J2, some Losers, and a few other folks.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 4188
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.



Jensen's going hunting in the morning. )
saone: (J2)
Title: In the Beginning
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [profile] saone77
Summary: AU. All love stories have to start somewhere.
Characters: J2 and a cast of thousands... or dozens
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 4232
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: A little over a year ago I responded to this prompt over on [community profile] spnkink_meme. Somehow, that first little fic blossomed into this whole universe thing with so many characters to play with, and so many stories to tell, I can't help but think I've just scratched the surface. Anyway, this particular story is one that's been asked about a lot, so here it is, finally. This is dedicated to everyone who's hopped on-board this crazy train in the past year. Thanks so much, and there's more to come.



Individually, Jared and the other people in this room were some of the baddest asses on the planet. Like Bond-villain-type mofos. )
saone: (J2)
Title: Move This
Author: [profile] saone77
Summary: Jensen really loves being a stripper, but there are pitfalls that come with the job - like the big, gorgeous bouncer who only seems to pay attention to Jensen when he's writhing around on stage, or the creepy regulars who can't seem to understand that dancer doesn't equal hooker. Still, it's pretty sweet, until one night when Jensen has a run in with a couple of "fans" in the club's parking lot. Luckily, Jensen has a few skills up his sleeve, and that bouncer might be paying closer attention than he thought.
Characters: J2 and various other CW people
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Potential (but not really) non-con
Word Count: 7026
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Written for [community profile] blindfold_spn using this prompt. Now with about 4,000 more words of schmoop and porn.


Jensen grits his teeth and thinks about how breaking fingers would be bad for business.  )
saone: (grrr baby)
Title: Move This
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: Jensen really loves being a stripper, but there are pitfalls that come with the job - like the big, gorgeous bouncer who only seems to pay attention to Jensen when he's writhing around on stage, or the creepy regulars who can't seem to understand that dancer doesn't equal hooker. Still, it's pretty sweet, until one night when Jensen has a run in with a couple of "fans" in the club's parking lot. Luckily, Jensen has a few skills up his sleeve, and that bouncer might be paying closer attention than he thought.
Characters: J2 and various other CW people
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Potential (but not really) non-con
Word Count: 7026
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] blindfold_spn using this prompt. Now with about 4,000 more words of schmoop and porn.


Jensen grits his teeth and thinks about how breaking fingers would be bad for business.  )
saone: (psycho jensen is hot)
Title: In the Beginning
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. All love stories have to start somewhere.
Characters: J2 and a cast of thousands... or dozens
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 4232
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: A little over a year ago I responded to this prompt over on [livejournal.com profile] spnkink_meme. Somehow, that first little fic blossomed into this whole universe thing with so many characters to play with, and so many stories to tell, I can't help but think I've just scratched the surface. Anyway, this particular story is one that's been asked about a lot, so here it is, finally. This is dedicated to everyone who's hopped on-board this crazy train in the past year. Thanks so much, and there's more to come.



Individually, Jared and the other people in this room were some of the baddest asses on the planet. Like Bond-villain-type mofos. )
saone: (psycho jensen is hot)
Title: Repercussions
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. You really shouldn't fuck with Jensen's boyfriend.
Characters: J2, and some Losers, and a Chad.
Rating: R
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Violence, death of unnamed goons, references to Jensen's 'work', though nothing onscreen.
Word Count: 2609
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This is quite a bit darker than previous installments, but the last part was rather shmoopy, so maybe I'm just evening things out. ;)



Jared's still stuck to the chair so all he can do is kind of wriggle with glee as he watches his badass boyfriend )
saone: (psycho jensen is hot)
Title: Vengeance (Is a Dish Best Served by Someone's Mother)
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. Jensen has a rotten day, Jared tries to help, and everyone else makes bets on the effectiveness of Misha's ability to make nefarious plans.
Characters: J2, some Losers, and a Chad
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1927
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: I've got about three Killer Romance fics in various stages of completion - yes, including the much asked about origin story which I hope to get finished in time for the first anniversary of the original fic - but this kind of snuck up on me and wouldn't let me go until I had finished it.


Misha was just as nutty as the rest of them, but because he had to keep it bottled up while walking the straight and narrow line of law enforcement, his psychosis had fermented in new and interesting ways.  )
saone: (Jsquared)
Title: Creature Feature (2/2)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: Something hungry is lurking in Lake Winchester.
Rating: R
Warnings: Minor character death (somebody has to be monster-bait), descriptions of gore, wonky science.
Word Count: 20,204
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Beta: Thanks go to [livejournal.com profile] wirrrn for the look-through - and not frothing too badly at the Hollywood-izing of the 'monster' - and [livejournal.com profile] aythia for assuring me that this wasn't a huge, incomprehensible mess. ;) All mistakes are mine.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] spn_cinema, this fic is based on one of my favorite comfort movies of all time - Lake Placid. It's a modern version of a fifties style Creature Feature, and worth a viewing by anyone who likes monster movies, humor with their horror, or Betty White being fabulous.


Part 1
Part 2


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We're going to need a bigger boat. )
saone: (Jsquared)
Title: Creature Feature (1/2)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: Something hungry is lurking in Lake Winchester.
Rating: R
Warnings: Minor character death (somebody has to be monster-bait), descriptions of gore, wonky science.
Word Count: 20,204
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Beta: Thanks go to [livejournal.com profile] wirrrn for the look-through - and not frothing too badly at the Hollywood-izing of the 'monster' - and [livejournal.com profile] aythia for assuring me that this wasn't a huge, incomprehensible mess. ;) All mistakes are mine.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] spn_cinema, this fic is based on one of my favorite comfort movies of all time - Lake Placid. It's a modern version of a fifties style Creature Feature, and worth a viewing by anyone who likes monster movies, humor with their horror, or Betty White being fabulous.

Part 1
Part 2

Dreamwidth
Ao3


This was no boating accident... )
saone: (Jsquared)
Title: Apple Wine
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: A little misdirection can mean a sweet ending.
Pairings: Jensen/Jared
Fandom: RPF
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 898
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Written for the wine square on my Schmoop Bingo card.





We are on a road, right? This is a road I'm driving on, isn't it? )
saone: (J2)
Title: Bah Humbug
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: A Killer Romance timestamp. The first Christmas as a couple always has a few - or a lot - of speedbumps.
Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Fandom: RPF (Killer Romance 'verse)
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Some religious talk.
Word Count: 935
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Written for the holiday - different traditions square on my Schmoop Bingo card.



You don't like Snoopy?! )
saone: (Jensen gives you flowers)
Title: Still Better Than Chocolates
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. Jensen's heart is in the right place.
Characters: J2 and two Losers
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 2475
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This takes place exactly one year after the first Better Than Chocolates.


Jensen, you do know what Monday is, right? )
saone: (The Batgod has spoken)
Title: A Divine Affair
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. Jared thinks Jensen is practically perfect in every way, but his new boyfriend has a pretty major secret. And crazy followers.
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Fast and loose playing with Celtic & Greek mythology.
Word Count: 5000
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Written for the latest round of [livejournal.com profile] blindfold_spn off this prompt.



All hail the consort )

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