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Killer Romance 'Verse (aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen)


This series started as a fill to a kink meme prompt way back in August 2010. On this page, all the fics in the series - regular, comment, and timestamps - will be listed chronologically.


Podfics of a majority of the regular fics have been recorded by the amazing [livejournal.com profile] eosrose,
and can be found here.


Fic List )
saone: (Jensen has a crossbow)
Title: The Security Team is Not a Lending Library
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't a sniper watching you from the shadows.
Characters: J2 and a couple of Losers
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1639
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Yes, the new characters in this fic are exactly who you think they are. More crossover/fusion-type stuff FTW!



Is an inanimate object telling you to kill everyone in the house? Because, if so, I think we might need to break out the restraints. And not the fun restraints, the real restraints. )
saone: (psycho jensen is hot)
Title: Of Human Bonding
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. When Jared sees Zoe-shaped cracks in his team's foundation, he decides to call in outside help.
Characters: J2, some Losers, two former camp owners (virtual cookies to anyone who recognizes them), and a nerd in a pear tree.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 5954
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: It seems like I have been working on this installment forever. This was one of those fics where I knew what I wanted to get across, but actually putting the right words in the right order turned out to be a massive task. However, everything seems to have worked out in the end - hopefully - and now I will attempt to rejoin the world of the living.



Whatever. Do what you want. Just don't be surprised when everything ends in screams and tears, and Gabe has to come over to get suspicious red stains out of the carpet. )
saone: (Jsquared)
Title: Anything but Common
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. Misery doesn't always love company, but Jared always loves Jensen, even if he is kind of gross at the moment.
Characters: J2, and some Losers.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Mentions of icky, sicky bodily functions.
Word Count: 2084
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: So, every series needs schmoopy, h/c sick!fic, right?

Jared loves Jensen with the heat of a thousand suns, and the passion of a thousand poets, and the... something else of a lot of something elses... )
saone: (boo blink)
Happy Halloween everybody! :D


In honour of All Hallow's Eve, I'm inviting trick-or-treaters to my 'door.' Comment "trick-or-treat" to this post and...well, you know the drill. Treats can be anything that strikes my fancy (pics of fave actors or pairings, one sentence fics, graphics, a few words why I'm glad to have you on my flist, etc. etc.). The more "houses" to visit the more fun it'll be, so go ahead, open your journal and help spread the fun!


I've been thinking of doing a comment meme for a while now, and what better night than my favorite holiday?

So, comment and let me know what you'd like to see whether it's a pairing, a prompt, or a timestamp for an existing fic. Now, keep in mind that I might not get to everything until Christmas, but I promise to give everyone at least a little something. :D





Dork Reign: Candy and Comics (J2) for [livejournal.com profile] oleanderbat

Move This: The Perks and Pitfalls (J2) for [livejournal.com profile] ladygreytowers

Captain America: Not the Time (Steve/Bucky) for [livejournal.com profile] wirrrn

Killer Romance: Hunting (J2) for [livejournal.com profile] gypsy_atavari

Supernatural/Torchwood: Herding Cats (Jack/Ianto) for [livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins

A Divine Affair: The Meeting (J2) for [livejournal.com profile] aythia

Dork Reign: Prelude to a Double Date (J2, Aldis/Beth) for [livejournal.com profile] xcziel

The Avengers: Why You Should Never Ask Tony to Pick Out Your Costume for [livejournal.com profile] gemini8
saone: (psycho jensen is hot)
Title: Volatile
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. When the team gets attacked, Jensen goes on the offensive, but he might just be surprised by what he finds.
Characters: J2, some Losers, and a few other folks.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 4188
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.



Jensen's going hunting in the morning. )
saone: (J2)
Title: In the Beginning
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [profile] saone77
Summary: AU. All love stories have to start somewhere.
Characters: J2 and a cast of thousands... or dozens
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 4232
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: A little over a year ago I responded to this prompt over on [community profile] spnkink_meme. Somehow, that first little fic blossomed into this whole universe thing with so many characters to play with, and so many stories to tell, I can't help but think I've just scratched the surface. Anyway, this particular story is one that's been asked about a lot, so here it is, finally. This is dedicated to everyone who's hopped on-board this crazy train in the past year. Thanks so much, and there's more to come.



Individually, Jared and the other people in this room were some of the baddest asses on the planet. Like Bond-villain-type mofos. )
saone: (psycho jensen is hot)
Title: In the Beginning
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. All love stories have to start somewhere.
Characters: J2 and a cast of thousands... or dozens
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 4232
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: A little over a year ago I responded to this prompt over on [livejournal.com profile] spnkink_meme. Somehow, that first little fic blossomed into this whole universe thing with so many characters to play with, and so many stories to tell, I can't help but think I've just scratched the surface. Anyway, this particular story is one that's been asked about a lot, so here it is, finally. This is dedicated to everyone who's hopped on-board this crazy train in the past year. Thanks so much, and there's more to come.



Individually, Jared and the other people in this room were some of the baddest asses on the planet. Like Bond-villain-type mofos. )
saone: (psycho jensen is hot)
Title: Repercussions
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. You really shouldn't fuck with Jensen's boyfriend.
Characters: J2, and some Losers, and a Chad.
Rating: R
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Violence, death of unnamed goons, references to Jensen's 'work', though nothing onscreen.
Word Count: 2609
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This is quite a bit darker than previous installments, but the last part was rather shmoopy, so maybe I'm just evening things out. ;)



Jared's still stuck to the chair so all he can do is kind of wriggle with glee as he watches his badass boyfriend )
saone: (psycho jensen is hot)
Title: Vengeance (Is a Dish Best Served by Someone's Mother)
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. Jensen has a rotten day, Jared tries to help, and everyone else makes bets on the effectiveness of Misha's ability to make nefarious plans.
Characters: J2, some Losers, and a Chad
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1927
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: I've got about three Killer Romance fics in various stages of completion - yes, including the much asked about origin story which I hope to get finished in time for the first anniversary of the original fic - but this kind of snuck up on me and wouldn't let me go until I had finished it.


Misha was just as nutty as the rest of them, but because he had to keep it bottled up while walking the straight and narrow line of law enforcement, his psychosis had fermented in new and interesting ways.  )
saone: (J2)
Title: Bah Humbug
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: A Killer Romance timestamp. The first Christmas as a couple always has a few - or a lot - of speedbumps.
Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Fandom: RPF (Killer Romance 'verse)
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Some religious talk.
Word Count: 935
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Written for the holiday - different traditions square on my Schmoop Bingo card.



You don't like Snoopy?! )
saone: (Jensen gives you flowers)
Title: Still Better Than Chocolates
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. Jensen's heart is in the right place.
Characters: J2 and two Losers
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 2475
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This takes place exactly one year after the first Better Than Chocolates.


Jensen, you do know what Monday is, right? )
saone: (boo blink)
Title: Halloween For the Ethically Challenged
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. Halloween timestamp.
Pairings: J2, Mike/Tom
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1639
Disclaimer: This is silly, indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: I originally wanted to get this out last week, but a burn on the back of my hand (note to self: don't get into anymore fights with toaster ovens, they're vicious) kind of sidelined the typing. But, hey, Halloween isn't officially over until The Simpson's Treehouse of Horror, right? ;D


Wanna help me burn off my sugar high? )
saone: (Jensen has a crossbow)
Title: The Exception
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. It's really all Jensen's fault.
Pairings: J2, with appearances from the cast of The Losers
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 2216
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This is what happens when you're trying to write two Losers fic while this series is always lurking in the background.


I spent over ten years doing the whole killer-for-hire thing, excuse me if I'm not well-versed in cutesy relationship-type shit )
saone: (clay has a big knife)
Title: This Could Get Messy
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: AU. Jared has a pretty good life with his booming criminal organization and his indecently hot boyfriend, but when right-hand-man Chad thinks he's found a snitch will everything fall apart... or get cut into tiny pieces with a big-ass knife?
Pairings: J2
Rating: R
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Violence, slightly gory talk - nothing really hardcore
Word Count: 1636
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This first part was originally written for this prompt at [livejournal.com profile] spnkink_meme, and was supposed to be a one-off. But then the characters rapidly expanded, much like alien goo from a '50s horror movie, to take over my BRAIN. help.


It was worse than a possible takeover. Chad had found a traitor in their midst. Now Jared was going to have to get dirty. )


Title: This Could Get Messier
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: Jeff's wondering if it might be time to take a nice, long vacation.
Pairings: J2
Rating: R
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1519
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.


You really believe that? A fucking assassin hiding under our noses this whole time and you think that's not our problem? )


Title: Better Than Chocolates
Series: Killer Romance
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Summary: Valentine's Day timestamp
Pairings: J2
Rating: R
Warnings: Non-descriptive gore
Word Count: 923
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: So, the lovely nonnie who started all this madness in the first place commented You've crafted a Jensen who might, might, bring Jared a head or heart in a box - and for me nothing says love and devotion like 'head in a box', and I immediately thought "Oooh, Valentines Day timestamp!!!" \o/


How about this, you limit all gift-giving to holidays, and I don't tie you up and pull out your fingernails. )

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