WAY too much fun. Really. And oh dear lord, I can just see the clash that'd happen in the Hub (Dean starts hitting on Tosh. Owen manages to floor Dean with nasty comment. Sam and Ianto bond instantly. Cardiff police start calling Jack with comments about 'more bloody up themselves Yanks with impossible jawlines'. Gwen comes home one night to find Dean and Rhys have bonded over Wife Swap and Top Gear.)

But yeah. Sammy wanting to alphabetise their weapons! Jack's little frisson of guilt because Ianto's winning in his campaign to domesticate him! SQUEE!