Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Killer Romance Fic: In the Beginning 1/1

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 22:41:03 GMT

Title: In the Beginning
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: saone77
Summary: AU. All love stories have to start somewhere.
Characters: J2 and a cast of thousands... or dozens
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 4232
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: A little over a year ago I responded to this prompt over on spnkink_meme. Somehow, that first little fic blossomed into this whole universe thing with so many characters to play with, and so many stories to tell, I can't help but think I've just scratched the surface. Anyway, this particular story is one that's been asked about a lot, so here it is, finally. This is dedicated to everyone who's hopped on-board this crazy train in the past year. Thanks so much, and there's more to come.

( Individually, Jared and the other people in this room were some of the baddest asses on the planet. Like Bond-villain-type mofos. )

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Killer Romance Fic: Repercussions 1/1

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 20:48:48 GMT

Title: Repercussions
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: saone77
Summary: AU. You really shouldn't fuck with Jensen's boyfriend.
Characters: J2, and some Losers, and a Chad.
Rating: R
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Violence, death of unnamed goons, references to Jensen's 'work', though nothing onscreen.
Word Count: 2609
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This is quite a bit darker than previous installments, but the last part was rather shmoopy, so maybe I'm just evening things out. ;)

( Jared's still stuck to the chair so all he can do is kind of wriggle with glee as he watches his badass boyfriend )

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Killer Romance Fic: Vengence 1/1

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 20:47:09 GMT

Title: Vengeance (Is a Dish Best Served by Someone's Mother)
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: saone77
Summary: AU. Jensen has a rotten day, Jared tries to help, and everyone else makes bets on the effectiveness of Misha's ability to make nefarious plans.
Characters: J2, some Losers, and a Chad
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1927
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: I've got about three Killer Romance fics in various stages of completion - yes, including the much asked about origin story which I hope to get finished in time for the first anniversary of the original fic - but this kind of snuck up on me and wouldn't let me go until I had finished it.

( Misha was just as nutty as the rest of them, but because he had to keep it bottled up while walking the straight and narrow line of law enforcement, his psychosis had fermented in new and interesting ways. )

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Losers Fic: Excelsior! (1/1) PG

Sun, 22 May 2011 00:45:10 GMT

Title: Excelsior!
Author: saone77
Summary: When in Rome, do as the Romans. When on an undesignated planet in the multi-verse, well...
Pairing: Jensen/Cougar
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 7,394
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: I started this back in November, and it was what I originally came up with for the superhero AU prompt at losers_minibang. Since this fic ended up having nothing to do with the actual prompt, I shelved it and have been working on it bit by bit over the past few months. So, if the codenames are somewhat familiar, it's because I reused them. Codenames are hard.

( And you guys got all bitchy when I said I wanted to go to Area 51. Who's sad and delusional now, huh? )

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J2 AU Fic: Creature Feature (R)

Fri, 13 May 2011 20:23:17 GMT

Title: Creature Feature
Author: saone
Summary: Something hungry is lurking in Lake Winchester.
Rating: R
Warnings: Minor character death (somebody has to be monster-bait), descriptions of gore, wonky science.
Word Count: 20,204
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Beta: Thanks go to wirrrn for the look-through - and not frothing too badly at the Hollywood-izing of the 'monster' - and aythia for assuring me that this wasn't a huge, incomprehensible mess. ;) All mistakes are mine.
Notes: Written for spn_cinema on livejournal, this is based on one of my favorite comfort movies of all time - Lake Placid. It's a modern version of a fifties style Creature Feature, and worth a viewing by anyone who likes monster movies, humor with their horror, or Betty White being fabulous.

( This was no boating accident. )

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