I weep for the future...
Spent yesterday being a chaperon for a bunch of high school students at a district-wide competition thing - the by-product of having a mother who's a teacher and isn't afraid to play the guilt card. Part of my duties also included being a judge for a role-playing contest. Here's a brief excerpt from one of the braintrusts dear children...
Me: So, how would you advertise my product?
Duh!girl: With advertising.
Me: *blinks*
Duh!girl: *stares vacantly*
Crickets: *chirp*
Me: Uh, what kind of advertising?
Duh!girl: *keeps staring*
Me: *searches for any sign of intelligence*
Duh!girl: The good kind.
I refrained from actually slamming my head against any hard surfaces, but it was a close call.
Me: So, how would you advertise my product?
Duh!girl: With advertising.
Me: *blinks*
Duh!girl: *stares vacantly*
Crickets: *chirp*
Me: Uh, what kind of advertising?
Duh!girl: *keeps staring*
Me: *searches for any sign of intelligence*
Duh!girl: The good kind.
I refrained from actually slamming my head against any hard surfaces, but it was a close call.
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No, you're supposed to slam *her* head against a hard surface, until her brain switches to the "On" position.
btw- saw MILK. Was suitably gobsmacked. Am now in love with James Franco.
btw again- saw ROLE MODELS. Still coming down off the high of seeing Seann William Scott's arse *g*