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I'm sick. My annual 'It's finally Spring!' sneeze and cough
fest. I'm sure it has absolutely nothing to do with the half inch
of pollen on the ground. Bleh.
Watched Timeline last night. It was fun, you know, as long as I didn't try to use my brain and actually think about anything they were doing. I mean, jeez, there was such a completely sophomoric mistake right in the beginning. I think the writers were trying to be all smart, and mysterious, and foreshadowy, except they contradicted themselves within the space of three minutes, and... I, grrr... just HATE poorly done time travel!
Anyway, on a slightly more serious note... I've been attacked.
1. Dick/Clark - Part 1 is done. Part 2 is... sitting on my desktop like a fat lump of something not at all good. I've got about 3 different directions that I could take this, and I really have no idea which way seems best. I would like to have Batman find out, and Alfred ask if he should "fetch the Kryptonite, sir?"
2. Fucked up little Tim/Bruce. Really all there is to say about that.
3. Bart/Dick - I just see Bart being confused about some aspect of sex, and going to Dick for advice because "Beastboy said everyone ends up going to you for sex."
4. Sins of Youth thingie - Tim is Batman. Bruce is Robin. Dick is freaked.
5. Clark/Tim - In his investigative journalistic capacity, Clark runs into undercover rentboy!Robin. Yes, Virginia, there would be smut in this one.
6. Graham/Daniel - Because, you know, there just aren't enough Buffy/Stargate crossovers out there. Hot, butch guy meets hot, geeky guy. It would just be... ascetically pleasing. *g*
7. Xander/Anybody - 'Cause he's easy, and I'm feeling nostalgic.
Watched Timeline last night. It was fun, you know, as long as I didn't try to use my brain and actually think about anything they were doing. I mean, jeez, there was such a completely sophomoric mistake right in the beginning. I think the writers were trying to be all smart, and mysterious, and foreshadowy, except they contradicted themselves within the space of three minutes, and... I, grrr... just HATE poorly done time travel!
Anyway, on a slightly more serious note... I've been attacked.
1. Dick/Clark - Part 1 is done. Part 2 is... sitting on my desktop like a fat lump of something not at all good. I've got about 3 different directions that I could take this, and I really have no idea which way seems best. I would like to have Batman find out, and Alfred ask if he should "fetch the Kryptonite, sir?"
2. Fucked up little Tim/Bruce. Really all there is to say about that.
3. Bart/Dick - I just see Bart being confused about some aspect of sex, and going to Dick for advice because "Beastboy said everyone ends up going to you for sex."
4. Sins of Youth thingie - Tim is Batman. Bruce is Robin. Dick is freaked.
5. Clark/Tim - In his investigative journalistic capacity, Clark runs into undercover rentboy!Robin. Yes, Virginia, there would be smut in this one.
6. Graham/Daniel - Because, you know, there just aren't enough Buffy/Stargate crossovers out there. Hot, butch guy meets hot, geeky guy. It would just be... ascetically pleasing. *g*
7. Xander/Anybody - 'Cause he's easy, and I'm feeling nostalgic.
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Hey,
6 & 7. Want. Now. Nownownownownow!
Wirrrn!
btw- I personally really liked TIMELINE. loved seeing Gerard Butler getting all buff (and finally playing a Scot!) Paul Walker pretending to be related to Billy Connolly, Neal McDonough trying to pass off bleached hair as 13th century apparel and Ethan Embry with chin
pubes... No, really, I did love it , and I thought it was quite slashy too... I was
thinking Gerard/Paul, Gerard/Neal, Paul/Ethan...
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I would not recommend holding your breath for those two. They were at the bottom of the list for a reason. *g*
I personally really liked TIMELINE.
Oh, I liked it. It just made my head hurt with the inaccuracies. Although, I shouldn't be surprised by that since it was based on a Michael Crichton novel. I haven't been able to stand him since he Brought A Character Back From The Dead!!! for the sequel to Jurassic Park. Argh.
Gerard Butler getting all buff (and finally playing a Scot!)
Yes, that was quite nice. *g*
No, really, I did love it , and I thought it was quite slashy too... I was
thinking Gerard/Paul, Gerard/Neal, Paul/Ethan...
I saw a little with Gerard/Paul, but most of the slashiest moments came from Ethan's character and Francois. Oh, at the end, when everyone has just gotten back, and Ethan looks over who's left and says in that small little voice "Francois?" Heart. Break. Ack.
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Hey,
I would not recommend holding your breath for those two.
:channels Leslie Nielson " I can hold my breath...for a LONG time! Hahahahahahahmwoooph!"
he Brought A Character Back From The Dead!!! for the sequel to Jurassic Park. Argh.
-well yes, but as it was Jeff Goldblum I made allowances...unlike I did for Speilberg, who made the last hour of LOST WORLD the worst footage he has ever directed...
Gerard Butler getting all buff (and finally playing a Scot!)
Yes, that was quite nice. *g*
Indeed. I was almost impressed with him here as I was when he was fucking....um, parring with Christian Bale in REIGN OF FIRE (which I am, as far as I know, the only Slasher to have Slashed!) :bows:
Ethan's character and Francois. Oh, at the end, when everyone has just gotten back, and Ethan looks over who's left and says in that small little voice "Francois?" Heart. Break. Ack.
-Well, yeah, but Francois was a yutz, and almost as useless as the two Disposable Marines of Ineptitude. I mean, the nasty Brit can accept Paul Walker as Billy Connolly's son, Francois! Do a bad Pakistani accent and say you're Welsh, ferfucksake!
xxx,
Gav!
btw- saw KILL BILL 2 yesterday. Loved it, despite the lack of cute boys....
btw again- also bought JASON GOES TO HELL, DEAD KIDS and LOVE AND HUMAN REMAINS on dvd. I'm a happy bug!
btw again again- my new slash fics- X FILES, DONNIE DARKO and JEEPERS CREEPERS 2 are almost a go!