Randomness

My brain has been way too frazzled lately to do much of anything besides playing Sims2 and staring vacantly at the television.

However, just because I haven't been able to write, doesn't mean I haven't been randomly attacked by increasingly odd plot bunnies. There's the Harry Potter/Supernatural one, and the Viggorli/Office one, and a bunch of little Cedric/Harry ones that I blame on Robert Pattinson's cheekbones.

Batman is a model of mental health.

From serenada - Random Facts About Batman

Batman does not really have a kryptonite ring. It's made of apple-flavored candy. He just intimidates Superman into losing his powers and feeling deathly ill.

After what Batman did to The Penguin, real penguins decided to move to Antartica - just in case....

Batman chose his name because 'Obsessed Psycho-Guy' was already taken.

Batman doesn't dress like a bat to instill fear. That's why bats dress like him.

Batman isn't a creature of the night. The night approaches Batman carefully avoiding any eye contact.

Death is scared of the Batman. That's why he gave back Jason Todd.

Crime does not occur during the day, in deference to Batman being too cool to be seen in daylight.

Technically Batman is with Catwoman, but he likes a little Dick on the side.

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