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Dec. 25th, 2020 05:26 am
This series started as a fill to a kink meme prompt way back in August 2010. On this page, all the fics in the series - regular, comment, and timestamps - will be listed chronologically.
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( Fic List )
Title: On the Level
Author:saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Fandom: Avengers Prohibition Era AU
Summary: After he and Clint made their intentions clear, Phil figured that he'd get a late night visitor. That didn't make waking up with a knife to his throat any less disconcerting, though.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1408
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Part of the Bee's Knee's series, a 1920's AU where Clint and Nat are bootleggers for crime boss Nick Fury and his right-hand-man, Phil.
AO3
( When Phil is rudely pulled out of what had been a very nice dream, he doesn't know what he finds more disconcerting: the sharp press of a stiletto against his neck, or that the deadly, vivacious bootlegger currently straddling his hips isn't the one he was just unconsciously cavorting with. )</lj-cut
Author:
saone77Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Fandom: Avengers Prohibition Era AU
Summary: After he and Clint made their intentions clear, Phil figured that he'd get a late night visitor. That didn't make waking up with a knife to his throat any less disconcerting, though.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1408
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Part of the Bee's Knee's series, a 1920's AU where Clint and Nat are bootleggers for crime boss Nick Fury and his right-hand-man, Phil.
AO3
( When Phil is rudely pulled out of what had been a very nice dream, he doesn't know what he finds more disconcerting: the sharp press of a stiletto against his neck, or that the deadly, vivacious bootlegger currently straddling his hips isn't the one he was just unconsciously cavorting with. )</lj-cut
C/C Fic: The Proposal
Feb. 12th, 2014 08:11 pmTitle: The Proposal
Author:saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Fandom: MCU, Avengers (2012), Agents of SHIELD
Summary: All Phil wants to do is propose to Clint in the most amazing, romantic way possible. How hard can that be, right?
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: General for Agents of SHIELD
Word Count: 3680
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This was written forcaityjay for the C/C Holiday Fic Exchange. Big thanks to Tidalrace for the beta!
AO3
( So, I'm thinking of asking Clint to marry me. )
Author:
saone77Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Fandom: MCU, Avengers (2012), Agents of SHIELD
Summary: All Phil wants to do is propose to Clint in the most amazing, romantic way possible. How hard can that be, right?
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: General for Agents of SHIELD
Word Count: 3680
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This was written for
caityjay for the C/C Holiday Fic Exchange. Big thanks to Tidalrace for the beta!AO3
( So, I'm thinking of asking Clint to marry me. )
Title: Second Time's the Charm
Author:saone77
Pairing: pre-Clint/Coulson
Fandom: MCU, Agents of SHIELD
Spoilers: General for Agents of SHIELD
Summary: Phil decides it's high time he tries to make the best out of his second chance at life, but he probably should have remembered that nothing's ever easy when it comes to Clint Barton.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Warnings for talk of involuntary commitment, disregard for personal safety due to an anticipated demise, SHIELD mindfuckery, objectification... I really swear, the warnings are MUCH worse than what's actually in the fic.
Word Count: 9395
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This was just supposed to be a little something to get a particular scene out of my head, and it kept growing, and growing, and growing... Melinda might seem a bit ooc, but I love the idea of her and Phil having an almost sibling like relationship (almost as much as I like the idea of Phil and Nick having that kind of relationship) complete with inappropriateness and teasing..
AO3
( Nick Fury doesn't authorize my love life, Clint. )
Author:
saone77Pairing: pre-Clint/Coulson
Fandom: MCU, Agents of SHIELD
Spoilers: General for Agents of SHIELD
Summary: Phil decides it's high time he tries to make the best out of his second chance at life, but he probably should have remembered that nothing's ever easy when it comes to Clint Barton.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Warnings for talk of involuntary commitment, disregard for personal safety due to an anticipated demise, SHIELD mindfuckery, objectification... I really swear, the warnings are MUCH worse than what's actually in the fic.
Word Count: 9395
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This was just supposed to be a little something to get a particular scene out of my head, and it kept growing, and growing, and growing... Melinda might seem a bit ooc, but I love the idea of her and Phil having an almost sibling like relationship (almost as much as I like the idea of Phil and Nick having that kind of relationship) complete with inappropriateness and teasing..
AO3
( Nick Fury doesn't authorize my love life, Clint. )
C/C Fic: In the Weeds (1/1) PG
Dec. 1st, 2013 05:12 pmTitle: In the Weeds
Author:saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: AU. It's Thanksgiving at Hawkeye's
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 4292
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Part of the Lunch Counter Love Story series. This was originally supposed to be a little drabble, but it kind of got away from me. It's pretty much all feels, fluff, and food talk.
AO3
( What are you planning on doing for Thanksgiving? )
Author:
saone77Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: AU. It's Thanksgiving at Hawkeye's
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 4292
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Part of the Lunch Counter Love Story series. This was originally supposed to be a little drabble, but it kind of got away from me. It's pretty much all feels, fluff, and food talk.
AO3
( What are you planning on doing for Thanksgiving? )
C/C Fic: Something Different (1/1) PG
Oct. 16th, 2013 07:32 pmTitle: Something Different
Author:saone77
Fandom: MCU, AoS
Pairing: Clint/Phil
Summary: Phil's starting to have suspicions. Clint's still just glad he's back.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: AoS ep 3: The Asset
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Warnings: Includes arguing, emotional manipulation, partner... I'm not sure if 'betrayal' is the right word. Maybe. Kind of. There are definitely secrets being kept. But for the right reasons. Kind of. Maybe.
Word Count: 2218
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: I just wanted to play around with the concept of Clint knowing more about Phil's situation than Phil does, and then this happened.
AO3
( You know, sometimes I really hate that we're the kind of people who can never say 'who died' sarcastically. )
Author:
saone77Fandom: MCU, AoS
Pairing: Clint/Phil
Summary: Phil's starting to have suspicions. Clint's still just glad he's back.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: AoS ep 3: The Asset
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Warnings: Includes arguing, emotional manipulation, partner... I'm not sure if 'betrayal' is the right word. Maybe. Kind of. There are definitely secrets being kept. But for the right reasons. Kind of. Maybe.
Word Count: 2218
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: I just wanted to play around with the concept of Clint knowing more about Phil's situation than Phil does, and then this happened.
AO3
( You know, sometimes I really hate that we're the kind of people who can never say 'who died' sarcastically. )
C/C Fic: Taking the Call (1/1) PG
Oct. 4th, 2013 12:59 pmTitle: Taking the Call
Author:saone77
Fandom: MCU, Agents of SHIELD
Spoilers: Second ep of Agents of SHIELD
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: Phil takes a phone call at the end of his team's second adventure.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1051
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: One of these days I'm going to write fic that has Phil and Clint in the same room again, I swear.
AO3
( The last time Phil had almost died since taking this gig - a whole, whopping few days ago, and doesn't that not bode well for the future... )
Author:
saone77Fandom: MCU, Agents of SHIELD
Spoilers: Second ep of Agents of SHIELD
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: Phil takes a phone call at the end of his team's second adventure.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1051
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: One of these days I'm going to write fic that has Phil and Clint in the same room again, I swear.
AO3
( The last time Phil had almost died since taking this gig - a whole, whopping few days ago, and doesn't that not bode well for the future... )
C/C Fic: Not Lost, Just Misplaced
Oct. 2nd, 2013 01:25 amTitle: Not Lost, Just Misplaced
Author:saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Fandom: MCU, Agents of SHIELD
Spoilers: Episode 1 of Agents of SHIELD
Summary: What if Phil isn't just looking for any hero. What if he's looking for one specific hero..
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1046
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This is just another possible take on what happened to Clint after the events of The Avengers. The ending is not exactly happy, but it's at least hopeful.
AO3
( He deserves to know he was lied to. He deserves the truth. )
Author:
saone77Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Fandom: MCU, Agents of SHIELD
Spoilers: Episode 1 of Agents of SHIELD
Summary: What if Phil isn't just looking for any hero. What if he's looking for one specific hero..
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1046
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This is just another possible take on what happened to Clint after the events of The Avengers. The ending is not exactly happy, but it's at least hopeful.
AO3
( He deserves to know he was lied to. He deserves the truth. )
Title: Things Said in the Aftermath
Author:saone77
Fandom: MCU, AoS
Summary: Phil may have returned to work early, but he's still limber enough to put his foot into his mouth.
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Spoilers: Pilot ep of Agents of SHIELD
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 2099
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
( I'll be home in a few hours. Please don't booby trap the door. )
Author:
saone77Fandom: MCU, AoS
Summary: Phil may have returned to work early, but he's still limber enough to put his foot into his mouth.
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Spoilers: Pilot ep of Agents of SHIELD
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 2099
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
( I'll be home in a few hours. Please don't booby trap the door. )
Title: Now You're on the Trolley
Author:saone77
Fandom: Avengers MCU
Summary: Prohibition Era AU. Sequel to Don't Take Any Wooden Nickles. When Clint's grabbed by some of Fury's goons, he thinks his number's up. But his abduction leads to some truths that might be worth more than all the moonshine in every juice joint in the city.
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Characters: Clint, Coulson, Fury
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. This fic includes way too much slang, kidnapping, assault, nakedness, bondage, mentions of additional violence (including possible dismemberment and dissolving), mentions of a character engaging prostitutes. There's no death or lasting injuries, and everybody's happy at the end, though. So, read at your own discretion.
Word Count: 1,997
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Don't Take Any Wooden Nickles was an exchange gift fic forpsyko_kittie. Sometime after the work was posted, she asked me if I planned on continuing in the 'verse. I said that if I did, would she mind if I made the fic C/C. She said no, and then I got promptly buried under other stuff and put all of these particular bunnies on a back burner. Recently one of those bunnies got tired of being on a back burner, and this happened.
AO3
( Clint always figured he'd meet with a bad end. )
Author:
saone77Fandom: Avengers MCU
Summary: Prohibition Era AU. Sequel to Don't Take Any Wooden Nickles. When Clint's grabbed by some of Fury's goons, he thinks his number's up. But his abduction leads to some truths that might be worth more than all the moonshine in every juice joint in the city.
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Characters: Clint, Coulson, Fury
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. This fic includes way too much slang, kidnapping, assault, nakedness, bondage, mentions of additional violence (including possible dismemberment and dissolving), mentions of a character engaging prostitutes. There's no death or lasting injuries, and everybody's happy at the end, though. So, read at your own discretion.
Word Count: 1,997
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Don't Take Any Wooden Nickles was an exchange gift fic for
psyko_kittie. Sometime after the work was posted, she asked me if I planned on continuing in the 'verse. I said that if I did, would she mind if I made the fic C/C. She said no, and then I got promptly buried under other stuff and put all of these particular bunnies on a back burner. Recently one of those bunnies got tired of being on a back burner, and this happened.AO3
( Clint always figured he'd meet with a bad end. )
Title: The Pigeon Squawks at Midnight
Author:saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Fandom: Marvel Movie 'verse, Agents of SHIELD
Summary: Phil Coulson is hiding something, and Agent Grant Ward, along with the most annoying hacker on the planet, is going to find out what it is, even if it - or he - kills them.
Rating: R
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Accidental voyeurism, on purpose voyeurism, threats, talk of adultery (no actual adultery, though), talk of betrayal, stalker-ish behavior, OOC-ness...
Word Count: 7214
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: I have no idea how Ward and Skye will be presented in Agents of SHIELD, but I am almost 100% certain it won't be like this.
( It's not that Grant doesn't trust Agent Coulson, it's that... Okay, he kind of doesn't trust Agent Coulson. )
Author:
saone77Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Fandom: Marvel Movie 'verse, Agents of SHIELD
Summary: Phil Coulson is hiding something, and Agent Grant Ward, along with the most annoying hacker on the planet, is going to find out what it is, even if it - or he - kills them.
Rating: R
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Accidental voyeurism, on purpose voyeurism, threats, talk of adultery (no actual adultery, though), talk of betrayal, stalker-ish behavior, OOC-ness...
Word Count: 7214
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: I have no idea how Ward and Skye will be presented in Agents of SHIELD, but I am almost 100% certain it won't be like this.
( It's not that Grant doesn't trust Agent Coulson, it's that... Okay, he kind of doesn't trust Agent Coulson. )
Title: Father Knows Best
Author:saone77
Fandom: Pacific Rim
Pairing: slight Stacker/Herc, pre Mako/Raleigh
Summary: Stacker just wants to do what's right for the program, that's all.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1493
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This was originally supposed to be a pure Stacker/Herc kind of thing, but then, all of a sudden, there was angst, and Stacker being overprotective for 'reasons', and Herc trying to take the piss out of him, and there you go... My headcanon says these two have been in an on-again/off-again relationship for decades, and maybe next time I'll actually let them have some fun.
Ao3
( Read more... )
Author:
saone77Fandom: Pacific Rim
Pairing: slight Stacker/Herc, pre Mako/Raleigh
Summary: Stacker just wants to do what's right for the program, that's all.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1493
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This was originally supposed to be a pure Stacker/Herc kind of thing, but then, all of a sudden, there was angst, and Stacker being overprotective for 'reasons', and Herc trying to take the piss out of him, and there you go... My headcanon says these two have been in an on-again/off-again relationship for decades, and maybe next time I'll actually let them have some fun.
Ao3
( Read more... )
Trope Bingo Card
Jul. 16th, 2013 05:09 pm| au: other | locked in | mind control | forbidden fruit | bodyswap |
| au: space | power dynamics | sharing a bed | kidfic | au: fantasy |
| food porn | slavefic | FREE ★ SPACE |
amnesia | au: alternate gender norms |
| transformations | fake relationship | against all odds | mind games | presumed dead |
| au: apocalypse | time travel | au: romance novel | snowed in | curtainfic |
Huh.
Title: Did You Hear the One About...
Author:saone77
Pairing: Clint/Phil
Summary: It's not that Ward didn't get the joke; it's that Phil tried to tell it in the first place.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Slight for Agents of SHIELD
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1518
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes:This came to me after I saw the extended clip of Coulson and Agent Ward that's been going around. I swear, this was just supposed to be something light and fluffy...
( Did you just call Captain America a dickmunch?! )
Author:
saone77Pairing: Clint/Phil
Summary: It's not that Ward didn't get the joke; it's that Phil tried to tell it in the first place.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Slight for Agents of SHIELD
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1518
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes:This came to me after I saw the extended clip of Coulson and Agent Ward that's been going around. I swear, this was just supposed to be something light and fluffy...
( Did you just call Captain America a dickmunch?! )
Happy Sunday, here are six mini fics/ficlets from the Lunch Counter Love Story 'verse! All are hosted on AO3, but none are locked. The main paring of the 'verse is still Clint/Phil, but they're not mentioned in every installment. This is just basically where I post little snippets of life in and around Hawkeye's.
Title: Sweep the Kitchen
Author:saone77
Summary: AU. A collection of snippets and mini fics from A Lunch Counter Love Story 'verse.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Edge - Clint/Phil
Bleh - Carol/Jessica
Breakfast With the Billionaire - Steve/Tony
Downtime - Darcy, Jane, Gwen, Peter, Luke, and Danny
Work Related - Phil & Maria
Wake Up Call - Clint/Phil & Nat
Title: Sweep the Kitchen
Author:
saone77Summary: AU. A collection of snippets and mini fics from A Lunch Counter Love Story 'verse.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Edge - Clint/Phil
Bleh - Carol/Jessica
Breakfast With the Billionaire - Steve/Tony
Downtime - Darcy, Jane, Gwen, Peter, Luke, and Danny
Work Related - Phil & Maria
Wake Up Call - Clint/Phil & Nat
Title: No Assembly Required
Author:saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: Clint's done a lot of weird things in his life, but looking down at a tiny, plastic version of himself might just be the weirdest.
Word Count: 1139
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: One of my favorite parts of the Agents of SHIELD trailer, besides the obvious - COULSON - of course, is the scene about 17 seconds in with the Avengers action figures. So many fanboy!Phil bunnies, so little time...
AO3
( Is this a doppelganger from a mirror universe situation, or is it your average cloning experiment gone awry? )
Author:
saone77Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: Clint's done a lot of weird things in his life, but looking down at a tiny, plastic version of himself might just be the weirdest.
Word Count: 1139
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: One of my favorite parts of the Agents of SHIELD trailer, besides the obvious - COULSON - of course, is the scene about 17 seconds in with the Avengers action figures. So many fanboy!Phil bunnies, so little time...
AO3
( Is this a doppelganger from a mirror universe situation, or is it your average cloning experiment gone awry? )
Title: Sweep the Kitchen - Nightmares
Author:saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: AU. A collection of snippets and mini fics from A Lunch Counter Love Story 'verse.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. This chapter deals with past traumas associated with Clint's attack and Phil's job.
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
A03
Part 1 - The Pen is Mightier Than (Jane/Thor)
( Arguing with you is going to be an experience, isn't it? )
Author:
saone77Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: AU. A collection of snippets and mini fics from A Lunch Counter Love Story 'verse.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. This chapter deals with past traumas associated with Clint's attack and Phil's job.
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
A03
Part 1 - The Pen is Mightier Than (Jane/Thor)
( Arguing with you is going to be an experience, isn't it? )
Title: Sweep the Kitchen - The Pen is Mightier Than
Author:saone77
Pairing: Jane/Thor
Summary: AU. A collection of snippets and mini fics from A Lunch Counter Love Story 'verse.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
A03
( For the love of God, does anyone have a pencil?! )
Author:
saone77Pairing: Jane/Thor
Summary: AU. A collection of snippets and mini fics from A Lunch Counter Love Story 'verse.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
A03
( For the love of God, does anyone have a pencil?! )
