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Title: On the Level
Author:

saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Fandom: Avengers Prohibition Era AU
Summary: After he and Clint made their intentions clear, Phil figured that he'd get a late night visitor. That didn't make waking up with a knife to his throat any less disconcerting, though.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1408
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Part of the Bee's Knee's series, a 1920's AU where Clint and Nat are bootleggers for crime boss Nick Fury and his right-hand-man, Phil.

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( When Phil is rudely pulled out of what had been a very nice dream, he doesn't know what he finds more disconcerting: the sharp press of a stiletto against his neck, or that the deadly, vivacious bootlegger currently straddling his hips isn't the one he was just unconsciously cavorting with. )</lj-cut

Title: The Proposal
Author:

saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Fandom: MCU, Avengers (2012), Agents of SHIELD
Summary: All Phil wants to do is propose to Clint in the most amazing, romantic way possible. How hard can that be, right?
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: General for Agents of SHIELD
Word Count: 3680
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This was written for

caityjay for the C/C Holiday Fic Exchange. Big thanks to Tidalrace for the beta!

AO3

( So, I'm thinking of asking Clint to marry me. )

Title: Second Time's the Charm
Author:

saone77
Pairing: pre-Clint/Coulson
Fandom: MCU, Agents of SHIELD
Spoilers: General for Agents of SHIELD
Summary: Phil decides it's high time he tries to make the best out of his second chance at life, but he probably should have remembered that nothing's ever easy when it comes to Clint Barton.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Warnings for talk of involuntary commitment, disregard for personal safety due to an anticipated demise, SHIELD mindfuckery, objectification... I really swear, the warnings are MUCH worse than what's actually in the fic.
Word Count: 9395
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This was just supposed to be a little something to get a particular scene out of my head, and it kept growing, and growing, and growing... Melinda might seem a bit ooc, but I love the idea of her and Phil having an almost sibling like relationship (almost as much as I like the idea of Phil and Nick having that kind of relationship) complete with inappropriateness and teasing..

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( Nick Fury doesn't authorize my love life, Clint. )

Title: In the Weeds
Author:

saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: AU. It's Thanksgiving at Hawkeye's
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 4292
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Part of the Lunch Counter Love Story series. This was originally supposed to be a little drabble, but it kind of got away from me. It's pretty much all feels, fluff, and food talk.

AO3

( What are you planning on doing for Thanksgiving? )

Title: Something Different
Author:

saone77
Fandom: MCU, AoS
Pairing: Clint/Phil
Summary: Phil's starting to have suspicions. Clint's still just glad he's back.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: AoS ep 3: The Asset
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Warnings: Includes arguing, emotional manipulation, partner... I'm not sure if 'betrayal' is the right word. Maybe. Kind of. There are definitely secrets being kept. But for the right reasons. Kind of. Maybe.
Word Count: 2218
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: I just wanted to play around with the concept of Clint knowing more about Phil's situation than Phil does, and then this happened.

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( You know, sometimes I really hate that we're the kind of people who can never say 'who died' sarcastically. )

Title: Taking the Call
Author:

saone77
Fandom: MCU, Agents of SHIELD
Spoilers: Second ep of Agents of SHIELD
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: Phil takes a phone call at the end of his team's second adventure.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1051
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: One of these days I'm going to write fic that has Phil and Clint in the same room again, I swear.

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( The last time Phil had almost died since taking this gig - a whole, whopping few days ago, and doesn't that not bode well for the future... )

Title: Things Said in the Aftermath
Author:

saone77
Fandom: MCU, AoS
Summary: Phil may have returned to work early, but he's still limber enough to put his foot into his mouth.
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Spoilers: Pilot ep of Agents of SHIELD
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 2099
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.

( I'll be home in a few hours. Please don't booby trap the door. )

Title: Now You're on the Trolley
Author:

saone77
Fandom: Avengers MCU
Summary: Prohibition Era AU. Sequel to Don't Take Any Wooden Nickles. When Clint's grabbed by some of Fury's goons, he thinks his number's up. But his abduction leads to some truths that might be worth more than all the moonshine in every juice joint in the city.
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Characters: Clint, Coulson, Fury
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. This fic includes way too much slang, kidnapping, assault, nakedness, bondage, mentions of additional violence (including possible dismemberment and dissolving), mentions of a character engaging prostitutes. There's no death or lasting injuries, and everybody's happy at the end, though. So, read at your own discretion.
Word Count: 1,997
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Don't Take Any Wooden Nickles was an exchange gift fic for

psyko_kittie. Sometime after the work was posted, she asked me if I planned on continuing in the 'verse. I said that if I did, would she mind if I made the fic C/C. She said no, and then I got promptly buried under other stuff and put all of these particular bunnies on a back burner. Recently one of those bunnies got tired of being on a back burner, and this happened.

AO3

( Clint always figured he'd meet with a bad end. )

Title: The Pigeon Squawks at Midnight
Author:

saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Fandom: Marvel Movie 'verse, Agents of SHIELD
Summary: Phil Coulson is hiding something, and Agent Grant Ward, along with the most annoying hacker on the planet, is going to find out what it is, even if it - or he - kills them.
Rating: R
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Accidental voyeurism, on purpose voyeurism, threats, talk of adultery (no actual adultery, though), talk of betrayal, stalker-ish behavior, OOC-ness...
Word Count: 7214
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: I have no idea how Ward and Skye will be presented in Agents of SHIELD, but I am almost 100% certain it won't be like this.

( It's not that Grant doesn't trust Agent Coulson, it's that... Okay, he kind of doesn't trust Agent Coulson. )

Title: Did You Hear the One About...
Author:

saone77
Pairing: Clint/Phil
Summary: It's not that Ward didn't get the joke; it's that Phil tried to tell it in the first place.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Slight for Agents of SHIELD
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1518
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes:This came to me after I saw the extended clip of Coulson and Agent Ward that's been going around. I swear, this was just supposed to be something light and fluffy...

( Did you just call Captain America a dickmunch?! )

Title: No Assembly Required
Author:

saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: Clint's done a lot of weird things in his life, but looking down at a tiny, plastic version of himself might just be the weirdest.
Word Count: 1139
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: One of my favorite parts of the Agents of SHIELD trailer, besides the obvious - COULSON - of course, is the scene about 17 seconds in with the Avengers action figures. So many fanboy!Phil bunnies, so little time...

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( Is this a doppelganger from a mirror universe situation, or is it your average cloning experiment gone awry? )

Title: Sweep the Kitchen - Nightmares
Author:

saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: AU. A collection of snippets and mini fics from A Lunch Counter Love Story 'verse.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. This chapter deals with past traumas associated with Clint's attack and Phil's job.
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.

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Part 1 - The Pen is Mightier Than (Jane/Thor)

( Arguing with you is going to be an experience, isn't it? )

Title: Sweep the Kitchen - The Pen is Mightier Than
Author:

saone77
Pairing: Jane/Thor
Summary: AU. A collection of snippets and mini fics from A Lunch Counter Love Story 'verse.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.

A03

( For the love of God, does anyone have a pencil?! )

Title: Eve With a Lid On
Author:

saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: AU. Six conversations with baked goods. A companion piece to Blue Plate Special.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Mentions of violence towards Clint resulting in permanent damage to his hearing.
Word Count: 11972
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Part of the Lunch Counter Love Story series.

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Part 1

( He has a sudden flash of a future spent curled up on Clint's monstrosity of a couch - purple velvet, yikes - watching Dog Cops and running his fingers through Clint's hair. )

Title: Eve With a Lid On (1/2)
Author:

saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: AU. Six conversations with baked goods. A companion piece to Blue Plate Special.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Mentions of past violence towards Clint resulting in permanent damage to his hearing.
Word Count: 11972
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Part of the Lunch Counter Love Story series.

Ao3

( Can I get you anything else? )

Title: What Are Friends For?
Author:

saone77
Pairing: pre Clint/Coulson
Fandom: pre-Avenger!movie 'verse with Marvel 616 Battle Scars
Summary: Phil and Fury have a history, and Phil is definitely not above using said history to get what he wants.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings:Not betad, grammarians beware. Contains lots of salty language, mentions of nefarious deeds, and a tiny bit of Hawkeye-related objectification.
Word Count: 1384
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.

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( Phil is a man on a mission )

Title: Blue Plate Special
Author:

saone77
Pairing: Clint/Coulson, Natasha/Bucky, Steve/Tony
Summary: AU. Take one ex-circus performer, one homicide detective, a dash of meddling cohorts, a heavy helping of pie recipes, mix well, and bake until somebody gets a date.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Vague mentions of violence towards Clint resulting in permanent damage to his hearing, possible abuse in Clint and Natasha's past, and a homicide case.
Word Count: 5,963
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Written for

uofmdragon as part of

cc_exchange. Super duper thanks to

jesseofthenorth for the last minute beta! This has been tweaked a bit from the original.
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( Order up! )

Title: Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels
Author:

saone77
Summary: Clint and Natasha are two of the best bootleggers in the business. So why's their boss trying to bump them off?
Characters: Clint, Natasha, Phil with mentions of Fury, Thor, Loki, and Odin
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Talk of violence/torture
Word Count: 1960
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Written for the Christmas Exchange at

clint_hawkeye. This was written for

psyko_kittie who wanted Clint and Natasha as bootleggers during Prohibition. Great big thanks to

jesseofthenorth for the beta!

( If we had known you were gonna come and visit, Nat woulda made tea. )

Title: On a Dark, Desert Highway (1/1)
Author:

saone77
Fandom: Avengers 2012
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: Clint's pretty sure he's seen this movie.
Rating: R
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Off screen and on screen violence (involving but not directed at Phil & Clint). Domestic violence. Death of an OC. Talk of more violence and serial killers.
Word Count: 3914
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: I may have overdosed on scary movies recently.

( Does that not look like a place where horrific murders happen on a daily basis? Haven't you ever seen Psycho?! )

Title: All Aquiver (1/1)
Author:

saone77
Fandoms: Avengers movie 'verse, Arrow
Pairing: Gen, though if I write sequels to this, they'll probably turn out Clint/Phil
Summary: Clint doesn't want a sidekick. Phil doesn't care.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Spoilers: Basic plot points for the first couple eps of Arrow
Word Count: 1339
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: So, I apparently have a thing for archers now? I blame Orlando Bloom for obviously starting me on this dark path.

( Let's just say, you're not the first boy that Phil here has chained to a table and presented with an offer he shouldn't refuse. )

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C/C Fic: On the Level (1/1) PG-13, 1920's AU
C/C Fic: The Proposal
C/C Fic: Second Time's the Charm (1/1) PG-13
C/C Fic: In the Weeds (1/1) PG
C/C Fic: Something Different (1/1) PG
C/C Fic: Taking the Call (1/1) PG
C/C Fic: Things Said in the Aftermath (1/1) PG
C/C Fic: Now You're on the Trolley (1/1) Clint/Phil, R
Avengers Fic: The Pigeon Squawks at Midnight (1/1) Clint/Coulson R
Avengers Fic: Did You Hear the One About... (Clint/Phil) PG-13 1/1
Avengers Fic: No Assembly Required (Clint/Coulson) PG-13 1/1
Avengers Diner AU Fic: Sweep the Kitchen 2/? (Clint/Coulson)
Avengers Diner AU Fic: Sweep the Kitchen 1/? (Jane/Thor)
Avengers AU Fic: Eve With a Lid On 2/2 (Clint/Coulson)
Avengers AU Fic: Eve With a Lid On 1/2 (Clint/Coulson)
Avengers Fic: What Are Friends For (pre-Clint/Coulson) PG-13
Avengers AU Fic: Blue Plate Special (Clint/Coulson, Natasha/Bucky, Steve/Tony) PG-13
Avengers AU Fic: Don't Take Any Wooden Nickles (Gen) PG-13
Fic: On a Dark, Desert Highway 1/1 (Clint/Phil) R
Fic: All Aquiver 1/1 (Avengers/Arrow xover) PG-13

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Entries tagged with avengers fic

C/C Fic: On the Level (1/1) PG-13, 1920's AU

C/C Fic: The Proposal

C/C Fic: Second Time's the Charm (1/1) PG-13

C/C Fic: In the Weeds (1/1) PG

C/C Fic: Something Different (1/1) PG

C/C Fic: Taking the Call (1/1) PG

C/C Fic: Things Said in the Aftermath (1/1) PG

C/C Fic: Now You're on the Trolley (1/1) Clint/Phil, R

Avengers Fic: The Pigeon Squawks at Midnight (1/1) Clint/Coulson R

Avengers Fic: Did You Hear the One About... (Clint/Phil) PG-13 1/1

Avengers Fic: No Assembly Required (Clint/Coulson) PG-13 1/1

Avengers Diner AU Fic: Sweep the Kitchen 2/? (Clint/Coulson)

Avengers Diner AU Fic: Sweep the Kitchen 1/? (Jane/Thor)

Avengers AU Fic: Eve With a Lid On 2/2 (Clint/Coulson)

Avengers AU Fic: Eve With a Lid On 1/2 (Clint/Coulson)

Avengers Fic: What Are Friends For (pre-Clint/Coulson) PG-13

Avengers AU Fic: Blue Plate Special (Clint/Coulson, Natasha/Bucky, Steve/Tony) PG-13

Avengers AU Fic: Don't Take Any Wooden Nickles (Gen) PG-13

Fic: On a Dark, Desert Highway 1/1 (Clint/Phil) R

Fic: All Aquiver 1/1 (Avengers/Arrow xover) PG-13