Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Happy 2nd Birthday, Killer Romance 'verse!

Yes, one of the crackiest things to have ever come out of my brain turns two today. To celebrate, give me a prompt, or just ask a question you've always wondered about. It might take a while, but I'll respond to everything with at least a drabble.



Don't make Jensen mad; you wouldn't like him when he's mad.


Jensen's first kill
Jared's used as leverage to get Jensen to do a job
Jensen disappears, leaving behind just a short voice mail message
Jensen's like a big, African cat, and Jared's like a gazelle. Or maybe a giraffe.
Jared to the rescue!
One time, in Amsterdam... (slight Jensen/Chris)
Chris gets a boo boo
Jensen gets jealous
Jensen gets jealous Part 2
Jensen meets an old 'friend'
Jensen's dad thinks his boy might be a little... 'off'
Jared tries to be stealthy
Jensen and Jared have a talk
Jensen thinks Jared's going to break up with him
Misha does not mingle well
Jared's high school reunion
Chad likes to live life on the edge

Title: Of Human Bonding
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: saone77
Summary: AU. When Jared sees Zoe-shaped cracks in his team's foundation, he decides to call in outside help.
Characters: J2, some Losers, two former camp owners (virtual cookies to anyone who recognizes them), and a nerd in a pear tree.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 5954
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: It seems like I have been working on this installment forever. This was one of those fics where I knew what I wanted to get across, but actually putting the right words in the right order turned out to be a massive task. However, everything seems to have worked out in the end - hopefully - and now I will attempt to rejoin the world of the living.



( Whatever. Do what you want. Just don't be surprised when everything ends in screams and tears, and Gabe has to come over to get suspicious red stains out of the carpet. )

Happy Halloween everybody! :D


In honour of All Hallow's Eve, I'm inviting trick-or-treaters to my 'door.' Comment "trick-or-treat" to this post and...well, you know the drill. Treats can be anything that strikes my fancy (pics of fave actors or pairings, one sentence fics, graphics, a few words why I'm glad to have you on my flist, etc. etc.). The more "houses" to visit the more fun it'll be, so go ahead, open your journal and help spread the fun!

I've been thinking of doing a comment meme for a while now, and what better night than my favorite holiday?

So, comment and let me know what you'd like to see whether it's a pairing, a prompt, or a timestamp for an existing fic. Now, keep in mind that I might not get to everything until Christmas, but I promise to give everyone at least a little something. :D





Dork Reign: Candy and Comics (J2) for oleanderbat

Move This: The Perks and Pitfalls (J2) for ladygreytowers

Captain America: Not the Time (Steve/Bucky) for wirrrn

Killer Romance: Hunting (J2) for gypsy_atavari

Supernatural/Torchwood: Herding Cats (Jack/Ianto) for reena_jenkins

A Divine Affair: The Meeting (J2) for aythia

Dork Reign: Prelude to a Double Date (J2, Aldis/Beth) for xcziel

The Avengers: Why You Should Never Ask Tony to Pick Out Your Costume for gemini8

Title: In the Beginning
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: saone77
Summary: AU. All love stories have to start somewhere.
Characters: J2 and a cast of thousands... or dozens
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 4232
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: A little over a year ago I responded to this prompt over on spnkink_meme. Somehow, that first little fic blossomed into this whole universe thing with so many characters to play with, and so many stories to tell, I can't help but think I've just scratched the surface. Anyway, this particular story is one that's been asked about a lot, so here it is, finally. This is dedicated to everyone who's hopped on-board this crazy train in the past year. Thanks so much, and there's more to come.



( Individually, Jared and the other people in this room were some of the baddest asses on the planet. Like Bond-villain-type mofos. )

Title: Repercussions
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: saone77
Summary: AU. You really shouldn't fuck with Jensen's boyfriend.
Characters: J2, and some Losers, and a Chad.
Rating: R
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Violence, death of unnamed goons, references to Jensen's 'work', though nothing onscreen.
Word Count: 2609
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This is quite a bit darker than previous installments, but the last part was rather shmoopy, so maybe I'm just evening things out. ;)



( Jared's still stuck to the chair so all he can do is kind of wriggle with glee as he watches his badass boyfriend )

Title: Bah Humbug
Author: saone77
Summary: A Killer Romance timestamp. The first Christmas as a couple always has a few - or a lot - of speedbumps.
Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Fandom: RPF (Killer Romance 'verse)
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Some religious talk.
Word Count: 935
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Written for the holiday - different traditions square on my Schmoop Bingo card.



( You don't like Snoopy?! )

Title: Halloween For the Ethically Challenged
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: saone77
Summary: AU. Halloween timestamp.
Pairings: J2, Mike/Tom
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1639
Disclaimer: This is silly, indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: I originally wanted to get this out last week, but a burn on the back of my hand (note to self: don't get into anymore fights with toaster ovens, they're vicious) kind of sidelined the typing. But, hey, Halloween isn't officially over until The Simpson's Treehouse of Horror, right? ;D


( Wanna help me burn off my sugar high? )

Title: This Could Get Messy
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: saone77
Summary: AU. Jared has a pretty good life with his booming criminal organization and his indecently hot boyfriend, but when right-hand-man Chad thinks he's found a snitch will everything fall apart... or get cut into tiny pieces with a big-ass knife?
Pairings: J2
Rating: R
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Violence, slightly gory talk - nothing really hardcore
Word Count: 1636
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: This first part was originally written for this prompt at spnkink_meme, and was supposed to be a one-off. But then the characters rapidly expanded, much like alien goo from a '50s horror movie, to take over my BRAIN. help.


( It was worse than a possible takeover. Chad had found a traitor in their midst. Now Jared was going to have to get dirty. )


Title: This Could Get Messier
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: saone77
Summary: Jeff's wondering if it might be time to take a nice, long vacation.
Pairings: J2
Rating: R
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 1519
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.


( You really believe that? A fucking assassin hiding under our noses this whole time and you think that's not our problem? )


Title: Better Than Chocolates
Series: Killer Romance
Author: saone77
Summary: Valentine's Day timestamp
Pairings: J2
Rating: R
Warnings: Non-descriptive gore
Word Count: 923
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: So, the lovely nonnie who started all this madness in the first place commented You've crafted a Jensen who might, might, bring Jared a head or heart in a box - and for me nothing says love and devotion like 'head in a box', and I immediately thought "Oooh, Valentines Day timestamp!!!" \o/


( How about this, you limit all gift-giving to holidays, and I don't tie you up and pull out your fingernails. )