Be that a peg leg, or arrrrr you just happy to see me?

Arr mateys,

i'e been takin' a bit o' a break from postin' n such, seein' as i'e been dealin wit all sort o' muck a bouts n' hornswagglers. Telemarketers, clients, agents--scalawags, the lot o' them! Had to run a rig meself a few times to get em back a bit. Yarrr, har har.

Hang ‘im from the yardarm, i'e says!