J2 AU Fic: Move This (NC-17)

Title: Move This
Author: saone77
Summary: Jensen really loves being a stripper, but there are pitfalls that come with the job - like the big, gorgeous bouncer who only seems to pay attention to Jensen when he's writhing around on stage, or the creepy regulars who can't seem to understand that dancer doesn't equal hooker. Still, it's pretty sweet, until one night when Jensen has a run in with a couple of "fans" in the club's parking lot. Luckily, Jensen has a few skills up his sleeve, and that bouncer might be paying closer attention than he thought.
Characters: J2 and various other CW people
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware. Potential (but not really) non-con
Word Count: 7026
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: Written for blindfold_spn using this prompt. Now with about 4,000 more words of schmoop and porn.


(  Jensen grits his teeth and thinks about how breaking fingers would be bad for business.  )

Killer Romance Fic: In the Beginning 1/1

Title: In the Beginning
Series: Killer Romance aka The Adventures of crimeboss!Jared and ex-assassin!Jensen
Author: saone77
Summary: AU. All love stories have to start somewhere.
Characters: J2 and a cast of thousands... or dozens
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not betad, grammarians beware.
Word Count: 4232
Disclaimer: This is indulgent, cracktastic fiction.
Notes: A little over a year ago I responded to this prompt over on spnkink_meme. Somehow, that first little fic blossomed into this whole universe thing with so many characters to play with, and so many stories to tell, I can't help but think I've just scratched the surface. Anyway, this particular story is one that's been asked about a lot, so here it is, finally. This is dedicated to everyone who's hopped on-board this crazy train in the past year. Thanks so much, and there's more to come.



( Individually, Jared and the other people in this room were some of the baddest asses on the planet. Like Bond-villain-type mofos. )