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[saone]

Last week I broke my personal vow to never watch another Lorenzo Lamas movie because he co-starred with genetically engineered sharks. This week I already have a tape set to record both the Dragon special on Animal Planet, and the Jeff Foxworthy roast just so I can watch 'Spring Break Shark Attack' on CBS tonight.

The first step is admitting there's a problem, right?

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[j-crew-guy.livejournal.com]

I know what I'm getting you for Christmas. An XBox and the new Jaws video game where you *are* the shark. ;-)

Sleeping with the Fishes

[wirrrn.livejournal.com]

Yo,

Dude, *another* person got taken by a Great White off the West Aussie
coast the other day. That's the 6th person in 3 years!!

-What's the title of the Lamas shark fest?

Gav!

btw- DEEP BLUE SEA slash. You know you want to *g*...

[saone77.livejournal.com]

the new Jaws video game where you *are* the shark

Are you serious!?! Oh My God! That is... YES... ME... My Game! I am sitting at work, in my squeaky office chair, bouncing up and down at the thought.

Screw paperwork.

*starts shopping for XBoxes*

Re: Sleeping with the Fishes

[saone77.livejournal.com]

Dude, *another* person got taken by a Great White off the West Aussie
coast the other day. That's the 6th person in 3 years!!

There's a *reason* 'Jaws' was named the scariest movie of all time. Nature happens.

-What's the title of the Lamas shark fest?

'Dark Water'... I think. Okay for a B-grade, though not nearly enough blood in the water


btw- DEEP BLUE SEA slash. You know you want to *g*...

Oh, like I need any more muses. :P

Re: Sleeping with the Fishes

[wirrrn.livejournal.com]

Hey,


There's a *reason* 'Jaws' was named the scariest movie of all time. Nature happens.

-I'm in two minds on the whole JAWS thang. On the one hand- great movie. On the other- did more for the extermination of Great Whites than any other factor, ever...

DARK WATER? But that's the title of a recent Japanese horror flick *and* the upcoming US remake. Oh gawd, it's gonna be TO DIE FOR (Kidman), TO DIE FOR (Vampires) and TO DIE FOR (Queer film) all over again... *G*

Gav!

[j-crew-guy.livejournal.com]

Swear to God, it's a real game.

http://www.horrorchannel.com/dread/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=1186

I am not responsible for any ensuing damage to yourself/home. *eg*