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[saone]

The boss brought in this big bag of cheap candy to put on the front desk (my desk) for Halloween. Is it wrong of me to go through, pick out all the Sweet Tarts, and put them in the locked drawer with the good pens and the ink carteridges? Yes? No? Okay, then.

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[wirrrn.livejournal.com]

Hey,

Not as long as you dipped the rest in rat-poison (or at the very least, laxatives) *g*

[saone77.livejournal.com]

Nope on both counts. Killing everybody in the office would just mean I would have more work to do, and laxitives are out because my desk is only about fifteen feet away from the bathroom. That would end up hurting me way more than it would hurt anyone else.

[wirrrn.livejournal.com]

Hey,

Well then use the laxatives and immediately destroy the toilets so they must go elsewhere to void themselves... *g*