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middlemarcher,
1. It's not his fault. Ollie's a healthy, relatively young, red-blooded male. And coming back from the dead does wonders for a person's libido. Plus, with that outfit--come on, shirtless with leather straps--Hawkman was just asking for it.
2. Ollie knows that making a play for anyone in the Batfamily is a huge mistake, and usually he wouldn't even think about getting involved with someone who has more issues than he has trick arrows. But, that gaping black hole of need, pain, and angst comes attached to the best ass in the superhero community. Besides, he always liked the way Dick called him 'Mr. Queen'.
3. "What?! How was I supposed to know Lois Lane is Superman's girlfriend?!"
4. Skeevy as it is, Ollie usually doesn't mind being 'the other man.' Hey, if a guy can't take care of his woman's needs, then Ollie's happy to step in and pick up the slack. Of course, his opinions take a drastic 180 when he wakes up in his latest paramour's bed and finds a batarang embedded in the headboard. His lover's 'cat that ate the flying rodent' look was enough to get Ollie to try celibacy for at least two weeks.
5. "The new Batwoman's a what?!"
middlemarcher,1. It's not his fault. Ollie's a healthy, relatively young, red-blooded male. And coming back from the dead does wonders for a person's libido. Plus, with that outfit--come on, shirtless with leather straps--Hawkman was just asking for it.
2. Ollie knows that making a play for anyone in the Batfamily is a huge mistake, and usually he wouldn't even think about getting involved with someone who has more issues than he has trick arrows. But, that gaping black hole of need, pain, and angst comes attached to the best ass in the superhero community. Besides, he always liked the way Dick called him 'Mr. Queen'.
3. "What?! How was I supposed to know Lois Lane is Superman's girlfriend?!"
4. Skeevy as it is, Ollie usually doesn't mind being 'the other man.' Hey, if a guy can't take care of his woman's needs, then Ollie's happy to step in and pick up the slack. Of course, his opinions take a drastic 180 when he wakes up in his latest paramour's bed and finds a batarang embedded in the headboard. His lover's 'cat that ate the flying rodent' look was enough to get Ollie to try celibacy for at least two weeks.
5. "The new Batwoman's a what?!"
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Date: 2006-08-28 06:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-28 07:50 pm (UTC)And I'm now imagining a continuation with Bruce 'gaslighting' Ollie with batagrangs turning up everywhere--from his office to his bathroom--until Clark makes him stop. *eg*
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Date: 2006-08-29 02:37 am (UTC)I love this!
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Date: 2006-08-29 05:47 am (UTC)Hey,
*5 things The Joker would keep in his own Utility Belt.
*5 things Graham said to Xander when Buffy wasn't listening
*5 things Anya would do to set up Xander and Spike on a date without them knowing *g*
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Date: 2006-08-29 04:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-14 03:28 am (UTC)But really, these were all great. XD
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Date: 2006-09-16 03:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-24 05:10 am (UTC)Great job! Numbers three, four and five each made me LOL in succession. :D