Two 5 Things for Wirrin

[saone]

*5 things The Joker would keep in his own Utility
Belt.

1. Chapstick. All that smiling is hell on the lips.
2. A copy of '1001 Knock Knock Jokes'... just in
case.
3. A bottle of 'Bat Repellent'. Being nothing more
than hynena urine it doesn't work, but it is really
good for a few laughs.
4. Extra acid for his squirting flower
5. Green marbles. It's not kryptonite, but hey, a psychopath can dream, can't he?


*5 things Graham said to Xander when Buffy wasn't listening

1. "She doesn't really think she looks good in those pants, does she?"
2. "How much could we pay Hostile 17 to tell her her roots are showing?"
3. "Are you just happy to see me, or did you steal weapons from the armory again?"
4. "Hi."
5. "I think I left my taser in your basement."

Comments

[wirrrn.livejournal.com]

Hey,

I can totally see Mr J with the chapstick and Hyena urine *g*.

Love 4 and 5 of Graham's. Use them in the co-fic. Doooooo it!