Porn Gods, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?
Apr. 18th, 2007 02:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
saoneThe good news is I've started writing again. The bad news is what I've started writing. At the moment everything I'm touching is turning into an epic, and as people who've known me for a while know, I don't tend to finish epics.
There's the Young Avengers mpreg o' DOOM which had me researching the reproductive systems of lizards. Poor Teddy, will Billy still love you with an ovipositer?
There's the Young Avengers/Supernatural crossover which was supposed to be a quick and dirty Billy/Teddy with a dash of Dean, but is now threatening to become a series with the Yellow-Eyed Demon and Mephisto as the big bads.
And, then there's the Billy/Teddy roleplay that was also supposed to be quick and dirty, but has morphed into an angsty outerspace AU. I hate outerspace AUs.
Dammit. Billy and Teddy are eating my brain (oh, hey, zombie fic!), and they want meaningful plots, and they're cute little gay boys, so I want to give them plots. But, I also want to give them porn. Hot!porn. Schmoopy!porn. Basically anything-that-doesn't-threaten-to-go-over-ten-pages!porn. Is that so wrong, brain? Is it? *sigh*
There's the Young Avengers mpreg o' DOOM which had me researching the reproductive systems of lizards. Poor Teddy, will Billy still love you with an ovipositer?
There's the Young Avengers/Supernatural crossover which was supposed to be a quick and dirty Billy/Teddy with a dash of Dean, but is now threatening to become a series with the Yellow-Eyed Demon and Mephisto as the big bads.
And, then there's the Billy/Teddy roleplay that was also supposed to be quick and dirty, but has morphed into an angsty outerspace AU. I hate outerspace AUs.
Dammit. Billy and Teddy are eating my brain (oh, hey, zombie fic!), and they want meaningful plots, and they're cute little gay boys, so I want to give them plots. But, I also want to give them porn. Hot!porn. Schmoopy!porn. Basically anything-that-doesn't-threaten-to-go-over-ten-pages!porn. Is that so wrong, brain? Is it? *sigh*
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Date: 2007-04-19 01:46 pm (UTC)Yes, but what about a humanoid alien hybrid, who's descended from evolved reptilian creatures--on his mother's side--that can change shape, and sex at will? Also, it's canon that Teddy's insides can act independently of his conscious mind in response to outside stimuli--mad scientist tried to dissect him when he was unconscious, but his organs kept moving around. Marvel hasn't explained a lot about Skrull physiology. I know they lay eggs, but I've got to come up with everything else on my own. *g*
Any Graham/Xander rumblies as yet?!!
Like I said, the alien and witch-boy have eaten my brain. :/ Sorry. But if you've got more ideas, go ahead with it! It's a good fic, I just got distracted by, well, *points to icon*
btw- SUPERMAN RETURNS fic nearly done!!
Yay! *g*
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Date: 2007-04-19 03:12 pm (UTC)No Terran reptiles can change their gender; only some fish and frogs can do that, so I'd suggest this Teddy person's mighty-morphin masculine morphology is due to his part alien side. And if you want then to get their Gay on, you'd want them both to have cocks, right?!
Graham and Xander need you, dude *g*.
I'm also about halfway through my evil and dark and nasty SILENT HILL 4: THE ROOM slashfic. Yes, I'm writing slash based on a video game. Don't judge meeeeee! *g*