Killer Romance Comment Meme

[saone]

Happy 2nd Birthday, Killer Romance 'verse!

Yes, one of the crackiest things to have ever come out of my brain turns two today. To celebrate, give me a prompt, or just ask a question you've always wondered about. It might take a while, but I'll respond to everything with at least a drabble.



Don't make Jensen mad; you wouldn't like him when he's mad.


Jensen's first kill
Jared's used as leverage to get Jensen to do a job
Jensen disappears, leaving behind just a short voice mail message
Jensen's like a big, African cat, and Jared's like a gazelle. Or maybe a giraffe.
Jared to the rescue!
One time, in Amsterdam... (slight Jensen/Chris)
Chris gets a boo boo
Jensen gets jealous
Jensen gets jealous Part 2
Jensen meets an old 'friend'
Jensen's dad thinks his boy might be a little... 'off'
Jared tries to be stealthy
Jensen and Jared have a talk
Jensen thinks Jared's going to break up with him
Misha does not mingle well
Jared's high school reunion
Chad likes to live life on the edge

Comments

[cattraine.livejournal.com]

Jared's ex-girlfriend (and totally oblivious to his job) Genevieve shows up for a visit. Jensen is horribly jealous (and thinks he is being chill about it). The security crew's new priority job is to keep her alive until she leaves. Even if they have to drink the poisoned sangria or trip the booby traps on the stairs and in the pool themselves.

[saone77.livejournal.com]

"All right," Jeff says, rubbing a tired hand over his face, "Oscar has eyes on Jensen; everyone else, report."

"Trip wire on the stairs," Columbus says.

"Incendiary device under the toilet," Idris says.

"Brown recluse in the shower head," Zoe says.

"Where the hell did he find one of those?!" Chris asks before scratching at a sudden skittering sensation on the back of his neck.

"Who the hell knows," Jeff says. "They probably spring fully-formed from the back of his head or something."

"Can we revisit the option of sedating him?" Idris asks. "Just until she leaves?"

"Oh, sure, Idris," Jeff says. "You get right on that. And then, if you're still alive and functioning, you can explain all this to Jared."

"Maybe..." Columbus twists his face into a grimace. "Hell, maybe someone should explain this to Jared. I mean, I love the guy, don't get me wrong, but inviting your old high school girlfriend to spend a couple weeks at your house when the person currently sharing your bed used to kill people for a living, well, that's just stupid."

"But who knew Jensen is the jealous type?" Jeff asks.

"Especially of someone who Jared hadn't seen in over ten years," Chris says.

"It's..." Zoe sighs. "When you spend your time alone, like most assassins do, and then you're not alone, receiving attention and affection can be... heady. Good. Addictive." She clears her throat and smooths her already pulled back hair. "Jealously is based in fear."

Jeff's nodding slowly. "Jensen's used to coming first in Jared's life," he says.

"But Jared's been too busy playing catch-up with the prom queen to give Jensen the attention he's used to," Idris continues.

"So he started to perceive Cortese as a threat," Columbus finishes. "And we all know what he does to threats."

"Well, that's just great," Chris says. "How are we supposed to convince Jensen's that he's being an idiot?"

"We probably shouldn't actually use the term idiot," Jeff says.

"I nominate Chris," Idris says. "Jensen is less likely to permanently injure him."

"Hey." Chris says.

"I second that," Zoe says.

"Hey!"

"Third," Columbus says.

"Hey!"

"Motion carried," Jeff says. He shrugs. "Sorry, kid."

Chris folds his arms over his chest. "Oh, my God. You guys suck."

"Just give him the puppy eyes," Columbus says. "You'll be fine."

Chris is about to grouse some more when Jeff's cell rings.

"Hello? Oh, hey, Oscar," Jeff says. He listens for a moment. "Wait, what?" A look of alarm comes over Jeff's face. "Where the fuck did he get a crossbow?! Oh, hell. Yeah, yeah, we'll be there." Jeff ends the call. "Dammit." He runs his hand over his face again. "I am getting way too old for this shit."

Zoe pats him on the arm.

"When's Cortese leaving again?" Columbus asks.

"Five days," Idris says.

Jeff shakes his head. "God help us. God help us all."

[big-heart-june.livejournal.com]

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