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Got in late last night after spending untold hours in the hell on earth that is Christmas shopping at the mall, and saw a sight that immedately warmed the cold, dead cockles of my over commercialized heart. I rounded the curve in the driveway, and there, past the storage shed, were five deer--one of them, a baby, was laying down taking a nap. *all together now -- AWWWWW*

We just stared at each other for a few minutes, then I slowly got out of the car and started to get my bags, and they slowly started to wander into the woods.

Is... is that holiday spirit I feel? Nah, couldnt be.

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Decorating the office...

There's glitter in my eye...

I wonder if that's covered by workman's comp?

Meme

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In March I gave niennas_dreams a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In November I put gum in ladykatiewench's hair (-12 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In June I gave burntcopper a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, roachspit (-5000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5043 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, saone77

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