And I, as the filthy assistant, will stand on the sidelines and snark... Why yes, it will be like unto having a female John Constantine who doesn't smoke stuck to your side. Who mutters about having to be the one who makes sure the bloody Mangled Menace actually gets to the locations and who has to clean up after the battles and send the trenchcoat for dry-cleaning...
Hee!!! Yes, please!
God, you would make such a cool action figure. There could be a voice chip for the snark, a mini blackberry to handle all my Mangling appointments, a little bottle of Febreeze to get that nasty blood smell out of the air, and of course, a teeny tiny receipt from the drycleaners for my trenchcoat. ;D
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Date: 2005-03-31 05:17 pm (UTC)Hee!!! Yes, please!
God, you would make such a cool action figure. There could be a voice chip for the snark, a mini blackberry to handle all my Mangling appointments, a little bottle of Febreeze to get that nasty blood smell out of the air, and of course, a teeny tiny receipt from the drycleaners for my trenchcoat. ;D