Drabble: In the Begining (Young Justice)
Apr. 29th, 2005 10:51 amFor
marag who wanted Oh, I'd love something from the old Young Justice era! Something funny with Robin, Impulse, Superboy, or some combination thereof.
In the Beginning...
The sleepover was Kon's idea, though, if pressed, he would deny everything and point viciously at Bart who would stand there looking slightly bewildered while Robin pinched the bridge of his nose and tried desperately to fend off the latest in a series of super fast headaches.
To Bart the other two boys were friends. To Kon, dudes he could hang with and discuss Wonder Woman's... eagle. Robin preferred to think of them as co-workers. Associates. A baby-sitting job he was never going to get paid for.
They all agreed the cave needed a bit of redecorating. Bart preferred spray paint, Robin had his post-its, and Kon somehow came up with a truly staggering supply of girlie magazines.
No one touched the portrait.
Kon harped about Robin's 'super ego' for far too long. Bart bounced around the cave, "I'm Id! I'm Id! Who's Id? I'm Id!". Robin reached for the bottle of Advil he kept next to his re-breather.
Then came their first big, huge, impressively proportioned battle with Mighty Endowed. Bart named the group. Kon drooled on national television. Robin made an inappropriate joke about boobies.
They won... kinda.
They got a super cool ride.
It was an auspicious beginning... until they all went shooting off into the stratosphere...
At least they escaped Red Tornado's pie charts.
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In the Beginning...
The sleepover was Kon's idea, though, if pressed, he would deny everything and point viciously at Bart who would stand there looking slightly bewildered while Robin pinched the bridge of his nose and tried desperately to fend off the latest in a series of super fast headaches.
To Bart the other two boys were friends. To Kon, dudes he could hang with and discuss Wonder Woman's... eagle. Robin preferred to think of them as co-workers. Associates. A baby-sitting job he was never going to get paid for.
They all agreed the cave needed a bit of redecorating. Bart preferred spray paint, Robin had his post-its, and Kon somehow came up with a truly staggering supply of girlie magazines.
No one touched the portrait.
Kon harped about Robin's 'super ego' for far too long. Bart bounced around the cave, "I'm Id! I'm Id! Who's Id? I'm Id!". Robin reached for the bottle of Advil he kept next to his re-breather.
Then came their first big, huge, impressively proportioned battle with Mighty Endowed. Bart named the group. Kon drooled on national television. Robin made an inappropriate joke about boobies.
They won... kinda.
They got a super cool ride.
It was an auspicious beginning... until they all went shooting off into the stratosphere...
At least they escaped Red Tornado's pie charts.
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Date: 2005-04-29 04:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-29 07:39 pm (UTC)Thanks! :D Glad you requested it. I miss those three. *sigh*
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Date: 2005-04-29 06:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-29 08:40 pm (UTC)Wow, cool, go ahead. *bg* Yes, share the YJ love!
Because I kind of want to have your children right now. ^_^
I don't think that's a good idea. My cat likes to eat bugs. You'd bring the kids over, Lucy-fur would think they were a snack, we'd all end up on Dr. Phil... no, it's better to just worship me from afar. ;D
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Date: 2005-04-29 09:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-01 07:41 pm (UTC)old YJ issues. Now, I love Teen Titans, but, man I
wish the kids were still... you know, kids.
Thank God for fanfic. *g*