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Things I have learned in the last two weeks:

Car batteries tend to die at the most inopportune times, like at midnight when you are far, far from home.

Logic has no place when dealing with the hoo doo of electronics.

People are stupid.

When the boss is on vacation, previously normal adults turn into whiny little monsters.

Color copiers are ridiculously expensive.

Men, even when they're being nice, are really stupid. ("Wow, you're a lot OLDER than I thought you were.")

Car tires can get stuck in wet mulch.

People make odd noises when you accidentally smoosh their landscaping.

Blue icing does baddddd things to my digestive tract.


*sigh*

I'm off to drown my sorrows in Twix bars.

Date: 2006-07-28 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rifleman-s.livejournal.com
*kicks stupid car*

"When the boss is on vacation, previously normal adults turn into whiny little monsters."

I think in this holiday season, we're all discovering that . . .

And you know in First Aid, they make you put blue coloured band-aids on people who work in the food industry . . . because there are no blue foods (okay blueberries, but they're nearly black in colour - so we won't quibble!). So, enquiring minds want to know why people try to MAKE food blue??????? *rubs your tummy*

*hands you mint chip chocolate*

Date: 2006-07-28 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saone77.livejournal.com
So, enquiring minds want to know why people try to MAKE food blue???????

Heh. It was my mom's birthday cake. She requested something blue, so I got her blue. Blue roses, blue piping, blue lettering. Next year, screw what she says, she's getting a Harry Potter cake. *g*

Date: 2006-07-31 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rifleman-s.livejournal.com
Brilliant idea! Then if you get sick, you can "magic" it better . . .

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